User:MistahFixIt

"Boom! I'm back, dummy!"

The Editor Formerly Known as 'Balphezar'

Yeah, I got sick of the confusion, so I created a new account with the name people recognize better. :3

Also, Bonk! Atomic Punch is legitimately useful, and I will Bat anyone who disagrees.

About Me

Well hey there, you've found me! My name's MistahFixIt. I'm not a mod or an admin, but I am here fairly regularly, and I'm usually one of the first people to update the site when a major TF2 development occurs. I also try to act as the 'mouthpiece' of the Wiki while on the Steam Groups and Steam-Powered User Forums, so people know what's going on with TF2 Wiki 'behind the scenes', so to speak.

And yes, the number one question I get asked is "Why does TF2 Wiki have so many %&@$ ads?" Short answer: We don't know.

Other Wikis I Edit

I encourage you to go visit them, as I'm sure they'd appreciate the extra help.

• OblivioWiki
• Mirror's Edge English Wiki
• Team Fortress 2 Wiki

Where I Get My Info

This information just doesn't pop out of the air, after all. Other wikis, through their tireless research, provide me with information that I can use for all sorts of purposes. The most important is, of course, Wikipedia. A endless pool of information for any and every subject, it is a great starting point for research. For comic book related material, there's no place better than the Marvel and DC database projects.

For Team Fortress 2, I do all of my research myself, through my extensive play of the game, both on Xbox 360 console and now on the computer.

How to Find Me!

• Steam Community Profile - Accept No Substitutes
• My TF2 Backpack - Home of the Sparkly Wrench
• My FPSBanana Page - Where You Can Find My Slackjaw Attempts at Skinning

• My Achievement Tables

Preferred loadouts

Class	Primary	Secondary	Tertiary/Melee	Hat	Reasoning
85px Scout	Force-a-Nature	Bonk! Atomic Punch	Bat	Ye olde baker boy	"I prefer to use the Scout's speed and agility to snipe or heckle high-priority targets like Medics, rather than engage in protracted shotgun duels. Also, I keep Bonk! handy to distract or bypass any Sentry guns that might get in my way. I also don't much like using The Sandman; I like to have as much of my HP available as possible."
85px Soldier	Direct hit	Buff banner	Equalizer		"In truth, I prefer the rocket launcher, but I'm currently using the Direct hit as a self-imposed nerf, in order to train myself to spam less. As for the Buff Banner, I find I don't use the shotgun much anyways, and since I like to play the Support role more than the Offense role in most cases, the Buff Banner seems almost tailor-made for me. As for the Equalizer, well... there really isn't much reason NOT to use it at the moment."
85px Pyro	Flamethrower	Flare gun	Homewrecker	Respectless rubber glove	"The Pyro's been through the wringer the last few days, but he/she/it still remains one of my favourite classes. The only class I know of that incites more paranoia is the Spy. Even with the recent nerfs (and then... well not really buffs; more like de-nerfs) I remain loyal to the Flamethrower. The Flare Gun was always fun for me to use, especially on them damned-irritating Scouts. And I love the Homewrecker cuz... well, it's a sledgehammer. That's badass. "
50px Demoman (Defensive)	50px Grenade launcher	Scottish Resistance	50px Bottle		"Demoman is the one class I have two completely different loadouts that I switch between from round-to-round, or even between one spawn and the next. When I play defensively, I elect for the selective-detonation versatility that the Sco-Res affords. I almost never use stickybombs offensively; I'm not trying to say doing so is wrong, only that I prefer not to."
50px Demoman (Offensive)	50px Grenade launcher	Chargin' Targe	Eyelander		"Inversely, when I'm playing offensively, I will use the grenade launcher, almost to the exclusion of anything else. Hence, I will usually strap on the 'Sword n' Board' to supplement my aggressive offence style."
85px Heavy	Natascha	Shotgun	Fists		"Anyone who knows me, and has played against me in-game knows that Scouts and Targelander Demomen are the bane of my existence as a Heavy. So I will almost always have Natascha in my arsenal, with her magical boolets made of cold molasses. Normally I will keep the shotgun, unless I'm playing exclusively defense or exclusively offence, in which case I will switch to the Sandvich or Dalokohs bar, respectively. I don't use melee weapons much, so I keep the Fists out for their marginally-faster swing rate."
85px Engineer	Shotgun	Pistol	Community Wrench	Mining light	"Yeeeah, there's not much here, is there? Well, we'll see how that changes when the Engineer Update comes out."
85px Medic	Syringe gun	Medigun	Ubersaw		"'The Medic who fights and runs away, lives to charge another day.' These are the words I live by as a Medic, and to that end, I prefer the increased passive healing using the Syringe Gun, than the accuracy-dependent healing of the Blutsauger. Yeah, it makes me weaker in combat, but I'd rather run than fight. I switch frequently between the Medigun and the Kritzkrieg, but I default to the Medigun in most situations. And I keep using the ubersaw, even though I rarely get into melee fights as a Medic."
85px Sniper	Huntsman	S.M.G.	Kukri		"I tell you this here and now, with no small measure of humility: I am a terrible Sniper. Which is probably evident in my preference of the Huntsman over the true Sniper rifle. If I choose to use Jarate, it will often be in conjunction with the Sniper rifle, but only because I can't use it and the SMG together. Kukri is also mandatory, as Sniper has no melee unlockables."
85px Spy	Revolver	Dead Ringer (P.D.A. Slot)	Knife	90px Backbiter's billycock	"Yes I know, the watch is in the wrong inventory category, but really, I didn't want to mess up my table for just ONE item. Anyway, I used to use the Ambassador in conjunction with the Cloak and Dagger, to become a 'Behind Enemy Lines Pseudo-Snper', but then I decided to switch to the Dead Ringer, just for a laugh. I'm finding it's a lot more fun to use than I remember."

Userboxes

This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!	Template:User TF2 wiki editor	This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.
This user is an employee of BLU.	This user is Canadian, eh!	This user has logged 100 hours total in Team Fortress 2.
This user owns The Orange Box.	This user enjoys Portal.	This user is an Engineer. “I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!”
Wrench smashin' mah Spy!	This user drinks far too much coffee.	This user drinks far too much Bonk!
This user watches the Recent Changes log.	This user is a Primeval Warrior. Hire Date: Sept. 27th, 2007 (12:53:04)	This user's computer has Intel inside.
This user has spent 842 hours of their life playing Team Fortress 2!	This user is a valued TF2Wiki Contributor.	This user has earned 273 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 53%!