Medic voice commands

The following dictates the voice command set for the Medic. Note that Voice Menu 3 does not display in the chat window, except for "Help!".

Voice Menu 1

Default key: Z

1. Medic
   • "Doctor!"
   • "Medic!"
   • "MEEEDIIIC!"
2. Thanks
   • "Zank you."
   • "Danke!" (Translation: "Thank you!")
   • After a kill or kill assist:
     • "Danke, Kamerad!" (German for "Thanks, comrade")
     • "Ve did it, Kamerad!"
3. Go
   • "Mach schnell!" (Translation: "Buck up!" or "Hurry up!")
   • "Schnell; Raus, RAUS!" (Translation: "Quickly, go, GO!")
   • "Move! Schnell!" (Translation: "Move! Hurry!")
   • "Los Weiter!" (Translation: "Onward!")
   • "Los los!" (Unused)
4. Move Up
   • "Move ze gear up, SCHNELL!"
   • "Move zis gear up!"
5. Go Left
   • "Left!"
   • "Go left!"
   • "Left, left!"
6. Go Right
   • "Right!"
   • "Go right!"
   • "Right, right!"
7. Yes
   • "Ja." (Translation: "Yes.")
   • "Jawohl." (Translation: "Yes sir!")
   • "Yes."
8. No
   • "Nein!" (Translation: "No!")
   • "No!"
   • "Nichts da!" (Translation: "Certainly not!")

Voice Menu 2

Default key: X

1. Incoming
   • "Incoming."
   • "Incoming!"
   • "Incoming."
2. Spy!
   • "Spy!"
   • "Achtung! Spy!" (Translation: "Attention!")
   • "Ze Scout is a Spy!"
   • "Ze Soldier is a Spy!"
   • "Ze Pyro is a Spy!"
   • "Ze Demoman is a Spy!"
   • "Ze Heavy is a Spy!"
   • "Ze Engineer is a Spy!"
   • "Ze Medic is a Spy!"
   • "Ze Sniper is a Spy!"
   • "Ze Spy is a double agent!"
3. Sentry Ahead
   • "Sentry ahead!"
   • "Zere is a sentry ahead!"
4. Teleporter Here
   • "Ze teleporter goes here!
5. Dispenser Here
   • "Ze dispenser goes here!"
6. Sentry Gun Here
   • "Ze sentry goes here!"
7. Activate ÜberCharge
   • "Charge me, Herr doctor."
   • "Ready for ze charge, Herr doctor."
   • "Now is ze time Herr doctor."
8. ÜberCharge Ready
   • "I am fully charged!"
   • "I am charged!"

Voice Menu 3

Default key: C

1. Help
   • "Help!"
   • "I require assistance!"
   • "Assistance bitte!" (Translation: "Assistance, please!")
   • Standing on friendly control point
     • "Ve must defend zis point!"
     • "Must I defend zis point myself?!"
     • "Defend ze point!"
   • Standing on enemy control point
     • "Help me secure this point!"
     • "Get on ze point dummkopf!"
     • "Stand on the point schweinhund!"
     • "Idiot! Get on ze point!"
     • "Idiot! Stand on ze point!"
     • "Standing near ze point does nothing, get on the point dummkopf!"
2. Battle Cry
   • "Raus, Raus!" (Translation: Go, Go!)
   • "Forward!"
   • "Heil, us!" (Translation: "Hail us!")
   • "Hyaaaa!"
   • "Horrido!" (German Hunting/War Cry)
   • "Gesundheit!" (Translation: "To your health!"/"Bless you" [Sarcastic])
   • While aiming at an enemy, melee weapon equipped:
     • "Hold still, Schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment."
     • "Turn your head and cough."
     • "I'm going to saw through your bones!"
     • "I healed zuh man who will kill you!" (Dark, low voice)
     • "Prepare for your examination... (laughs)"
     • "All I can tell you about this next procedure is that it will be... excruciating!"
     • "You have thirty seconds to live!"
3. Cheers
   • "Excellent!"
   • "Vell done!"
   • "Keep it up!"
   • "Sturm und drang!" (Translation: "Storm and stress!")
   • "I am ze Übermensch!" (Translation: "I am the Overlord/Superman!", most likely an allusion to Nietzsche's Template:W
   • "Oktoberfest!"
4. Jeers
   • "Fess..." (Translation: "So tired...")
   • "Iz zere a point to your lives?"
   • "My skill is VASTED on zis team!"
   • "DUMMKOPFS!"(Translation: "Idiots!")
   • "Booo!"
   • "You are trying my patience!"
   • "Teeeeeeam!"
   • "Velcome to the 've lose vonce again'-fest."
   • "Ach, was ist los?" (Translation: "Gah, what's the matter?")
   • "Danke, dummkopfs!"
   • "From now on, losing is verboten!" (Translation: "Forbidden")
   • "Schweinhunds!" (Translation: "Bastards!")
5. Positive
   • "Vondaful."
   • "Wunderbar!" (Translation: "Wonderful!")
   • "Ha!"
   • "Danke schön, na na, Danke schön." (Singing Danke Schoen, meaning "Thank you very much")
   • "danke schön, danke schön..." (silently to self)
   • Evil laugh
   • Evil laugh 2
   • Evil laugh 3
   • Short laugh
   • Short laugh 2
6. Negative
   • "Gah!"
   • "Schweinhunds!" (in a low, grim voice)
   • "Dummkopfs!"
   • "Raaah..."
   • "MNAAH!"
   • "Schweinhunds!"
   • "Dummkopfs!"
7. Nice Shot
   • "Nice shot camarade!"
   • "Good shooting!"
8. Good Job
   • "Good verk!"
   • "Stupendous!"
   • "Amazing, camarade!"
   • "Keep it up!"