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This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!

This user is an Engineer.
“I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!”

Wrench smashin' mah Spy!

This user has spent 678 hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2!

This user has earned 269 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 52%!

This user is a Mercenary.
Hire Date: May 22, 2009 (13:26:24 GMT)

This user owns The Orange Box.

This user likes Half-Life 2.

This user enjoys Portal.

This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.

This user's computer has Intel inside.

There's a Mac at this user's home.

No smoking please!

This user loves rocking out with his Earbuds.

This user is Canadian, eh!

Weapons

Weapon Checklist
Scout	Primary
		Force-A-Nature	Australium Force-A-Nature	Shortstop	Soda Popper	Back Scatter	Baby Face's Blaster	Festive Scattergun	Australium Scattergun	Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

		Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I	Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I	Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I	Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II	Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I	Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II	Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
	Secondary
		Bonk! Atomic Punch	Lugermorph	Crit-a-Cola	Mad Milk	Winger	Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol	Flying Guillotine	Festive Bonk! Atomic Punch

		Mutated Milk	C.A.P.P.E.R	Festive Pistol
	Melee
		Sandman	Holy Mackerel	Candy Cane	Boston Basher	Sun-On-A-Stick	Fan O'War	Three-Rune Blade	Atomizer	Batsaber

		Unarmed Combat	Wrap Assassin	Festive Bat	Festive Holy Mackerel
Soldier	Primary
		Direct Hit	Black Box	Rocket Jumper	Liberty Launcher	Cow Mangler 5000	Original	Festive Rocket Launcher	Beggar's Bazooka	Air Strike

		Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I	Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I	Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I	Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I	Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I	Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I	Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II	Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II	Australium Rocket Launcher	Australium Black Box
	Secondary
	Secondary	Buff Banner	Gunboats	Battalion's Backup	Concheror	Mantreads	Reserve Shooter	Righteous Bison	Festive Buff Banner	B.A.S.E. Jumper	Panic Attack
	Melee
	Melee	Equalizer	Pain Train	Half-Zatoichi	Disciplinary Action	Market Gardener	Escape Plan
Pyro	Primary
		Backburner	Degreaser	Phlogistinator	Festive Flame Thrower	Rainblower	Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I	Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I	Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I	Dragon's Fury	Nostromo Napalmer

		Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I	Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I	Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I	Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II	Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II	Australium Flame Thrower
	Secondary
	Secondary	Flare Gun	Detonator	Reserve Shooter	Manmelter	Scorch Shot	Thermal Thruster	Gas Passer	Panic Attack
	Melee
		Axtinguisher	Homewrecker	Powerjack	Back Scratcher	Sharpened Volcano Fragment	Maul	Postal Pummeler	Third Degree	Hot Hand

		Lollichop	Neon Annihilator	Festive Axtinguisher	Australium Axtinguisher
Demoman	Primary
	Primary	Loch-n-Load	Ali Baba's Wee Booties	Bootlegger	Loose Cannon	Festive Grenade Launcher	B.A.S.E. Jumper	Iron Bomber	Australium Grenade Launcher
	Secondary
		Chargin' Targe	Scottish Resistance	Sticky Jumper	Splendid Screen	Tide Turner	Quickiebomb Launcher	Festive Stickybomb Launcher	Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I	Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I	Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

		Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I	Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I	Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I	Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II	Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II	Australium Stickybomb Launcher	Festive Chargin' Targe
	Melee
		Eyelander	Pain Train	Scotsman's Skullcutter	Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker	Ullapool Caber	Claidheamh Mòr	Half-Zatoichi	Persian Persuader

		Nessie's Nine Iron	Scottish Handshake	Festive Eyelander	Australium Eyelander
Heavy	Primary
		Natascha	Iron Curtain	Brass Beast	Tomislav	Festive Minigun	Huo-Long Heater	Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I	Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

		Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I	Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I	Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I	Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I	Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II	Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II	Australium Minigun	Australium Tomislav
	Secondary
	Secondary	Sandvich	Dalokohs Bar	Buffalo Steak Sandvich	Fishcake	Family Business	Robo-Sandvich	Festive Sandvich	Second Banana	Panic Attack
	Melee
	Melee	Killing Gloves of Boxing	Gloves of Running Urgently	Warrior's Spirit	Fists of Steel	Eviction Notice	Apoco-Fists	Holiday Punch	Bread Bite
Engineer	Primary
	Primary	Frontier Justice	Widowmaker	Pomson 6000	Rescue Ranger	Festive Frontier Justice	Australium Frontier Justice	Panic Attack
	Secondary
	Secondary	Lugermorph	Wrangler	Short Circuit	C.A.P.P.E.R	Festive Wrangler	Giger Counter
	Melee
		Golden Wrench	Gunslinger	Southern Hospitality	Jag	Eureka Effect	Festive Wrench	Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I	Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

		Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I	Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I	Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I	Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I	Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II	Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II	Australium Wrench
Medic	Primary
	Primary	Blutsauger	Crusader's Crossbow	Overdose	Australium Blutsauger
	Secondary
		Kritzkrieg	Quick-Fix	Festive Medi Gun	Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I	Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I	Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I	Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I	Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

		Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I	Vaccinator	Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II	Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II	Australium Medi Gun
	Melee
	Melee	Übersaw	Vita-Saw	Amputator	Solemn Vow	Festive Ubersaw
Sniper	Primary
		Huntsman	Sydney Sleeper	Bazaar Bargain	Machina	Festive Sniper Rifle	Hitman's Heatmaker	Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I	Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I	Shooting Star	Classic

		AWPer Hand	Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I	Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I	Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I	Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I	Festive Huntsman	Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II	Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II	Australium Sniper Rifle	Fortified Compound
	Secondary
	Secondary	Jarate	Razorback	Darwin's Danger Shield	Cozy Camper	Cleaner's Carbine	Australium SMG	Festive Jarate	Self-Aware Beauty Mark
	Melee
	Melee	Tribalman's Shiv	Bushwacka	Shahanshah
Spy	Secondary
	Secondary	Ambassador	Big Kill	L'Etranger	Enforcer	Diamondback	Festive Ambassador	Australium Ambassador
	Melee
		Your Eternal Reward	Conniver's Kunai	Big Earner	Wanga Prick	Sharp Dresser	Spy-cicle	Black Rose	Festive Knife

		Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I	Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I	Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I	Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I	Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I	Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I	Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II	Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II	Australium Knife
	PDA 2
	PDA 2	Dead Ringer	Cloak and Dagger	Enthusiast's Timepiece	Quäckenbirdt
	Building
	Building	Festive Sapper	Red-Tape Recorder	Ap-Sap	Snack Attack
All classes	Melee
All classes	Melee	Frying Pan†	Saxxy	Conscientious Objector†	Freedom Staff†	Bat Outta Hell†	Memory Maker†	Ham Shank†	Golden Frying Pan	Necro Smasher‡	Prinny Machete	Crossing Guard†
Key		Obtained		Wanted		Unobtained		Previously but no longer possessed
Key		† Usable by all classes except Engineer and Spy ‡ Usable by all classes except Spy