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[''Cuts to the Pyro firing his flamethrower, while burning down a building''] | [''Cuts to the Pyro firing his flamethrower, while burning down a building''] | ||
| − | '''Spy''': | + | '''Spy''': ...or what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty? |
| − | ['' | + | [''Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of his eyepieces. There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view. When these focus, it shows a psychadelic dreamscape. As America's ''Do You Believe In Magic?'' begins playing, the view from the Pyro's eyes shows colorful hills, lollipops, and in his hands an unusually-shaped launcher. The Pyro laughs. Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as little fairies and sound like babies. As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a lollipop and cheers. The two converge seemingly happily. While the Pyro in the dreamscape shoves the lollipop in the Heavy's mouth, in reality he's chopping the Heavy with the Fire Axe. Then a BLU Scout appears. Pyro bloes bubbles in his face. In reality, Pyro shoots a BLU Scout with the [[Scorch Shot]], making him reel back. In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and Pyro closes the box on him. In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with his axe.''] |
| − | + | '''Medic''': No! | |
| − | [''The Pyro | + | [''Pyro bathes the shed and the Medic in flames, while in the dreamscape, the Pyro continues to shoot streams of magic from his weapon, creating unusual floating creatures that the BLU fairy characters ride. The BLU fairies salute and celebrate the Pyro as he leaves while in reality...''] |
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| + | '''Demoman''': I'm burning! | ||
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| + | [''A lit BLU Scout runs away while a BLU Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. He crawls over to the Pyro and holds his ankle.''] | ||
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| + | '''Sniper''': Help! | ||
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| + | [''Pyro looks down and shoots his flame thrower. The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on his mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces.''] | ||
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| + | [''Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays''] | ||
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| + | [''Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. The view zooms out and passes through the burnt hole of a BLU Soldier. The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches himself for a moment and then falls over. Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to "Do You Believe In Magic?" as the town begins to collapse from the inferno. Fade to black.''] | ||
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Revision as of 19:32, 27 June 2012
| Meet the Pyro | |
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| Video Info | |
| Released: | June 27th, 2012 |
| Run time: | 2:32 |
Video transcript
| Transcript |
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| ["Meet the Pyro" text appears"]
[The text burns up, as the Pyro is shown, walking with his Fire Axe, stepping over a pair of glasses] [Cuts to the Heavy] Heavy: "I fear no man, but that... thing... it scares me." [Cuts to the Pyro, as he walks towards the BLU team. BLU team runs away, as an Engineer goes inside a house, with a Scout trying to get in] [Cuts to the Scout] Scout: "No I... I ain't talking about that freak, alright?" [The Scout tries to take off a microphone attached to his shirt] Scout: "He's not here is he? How do I get this f***ing thing off?" [The Scout panics, as he knocks over the camera] [Cuts to the Pyro. A BLU Demoman is seen hiding in a shed, as the Pyro slowly walks in, with his Flamethrower in hand] [Cuts to the Spy] Spy: (Smoking a cigarette) "One shudders to imagine what inhumane thoughts lie behind that mask!" [Cuts to the Pyro firing his flamethrower, while burning down a building] Spy: ...or what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty? [Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of his eyepieces. There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view. When these focus, it shows a psychadelic dreamscape. As America's Do You Believe In Magic? begins playing, the view from the Pyro's eyes shows colorful hills, lollipops, and in his hands an unusually-shaped launcher. The Pyro laughs. Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as little fairies and sound like babies. As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a lollipop and cheers. The two converge seemingly happily. While the Pyro in the dreamscape shoves the lollipop in the Heavy's mouth, in reality he's chopping the Heavy with the Fire Axe. Then a BLU Scout appears. Pyro bloes bubbles in his face. In reality, Pyro shoots a BLU Scout with the Scorch Shot, making him reel back. In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and Pyro closes the box on him. In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with his axe.] Medic: No! [Pyro bathes the shed and the Medic in flames, while in the dreamscape, the Pyro continues to shoot streams of magic from his weapon, creating unusual floating creatures that the BLU fairy characters ride. The BLU fairies salute and celebrate the Pyro as he leaves while in reality...] Demoman: I'm burning! [A lit BLU Scout runs away while a BLU Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. He crawls over to the Pyro and holds his ankle.] Sniper: Help! [Pyro looks down and shoots his flame thrower. The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on his mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces.] [Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays] [Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. The view zooms out and passes through the burnt hole of a BLU Soldier. The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches himself for a moment and then falls over. Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to "Do You Believe In Magic?" as the town begins to collapse from the inferno. Fade to black.] |
Notes
- The title card displays "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL" on the bottom right corner, a recurring joke throughout the Meet the Team videos.
- The matchbox on the title card has a picture of a stuffed unicorn on it, similar to the one seen later in the video.
- This is the last Meet the Team video, presumably concluding the series. To emphasize this, Valve has simultaneously released the Source Filmmaker, the tool used to produce all the movies.
- At 1:02, a Soldier doll quite similiar to Sergeant Plushie (http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=9975) can be seen in the right, next to the house.
- The song played when viewing the world through the Pyro's eyes is called Do You Believe in Magic by The Lovin' Spoonful.
- The Unicorn seen through Pyro's eyes was added to the Valve Store as an inflatable under the name "Inflatable Balloonicorn".
- During the outro class portrait, in the third and fourth frame, the Engineer, who happens to stand next to the Pyro, has a worried facial expression.
Gallery
Meet the Pyro Titlecard
Wallpaper.
The Pyro using the Scorch Shot on a Scout, as seen in the video.
The Pyro holding the Scorch Shot.
See also
References
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