User:General coolio

ShadowRock

Er, also known as General_Coolio.

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Well, hi. This is me. I've been an avid player of TF2 since a couple months after it came out, and I've finally decided I would try to give back a little to the community. I might not necessarily be an insider, but I know my stuff, and if I don't I learn it as soon as possible.

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Why yes, I do use the female pyro. Because I'm a creepy pervert and because the model is absolutely hilarious.

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This user owns 8 hats! (Probably 7 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)	This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at INFINITY frames per second.	This user has a Steam profile, which can be found here.
This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”	This user is a Grizzled Veteran. Hire Date: 12/26/2007	This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.
This user owns The Orange Box.	This user enjoys Portal.	This user likes Half-Life 2.
This user is an employee of RED.	This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.	This user has yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.
This user owns the Cheater's Lament.	This user owns the Lumbricus Lid.	Has this user ever told you about the time he got Ellis' Cap?
This user drinks far too much tea.	This user drinks too much Coca-Cola.	This user's computer has Intel inside.
This user plays TF2 with a mouse.	This user plays TF2 with a controller.

This user is AWESOME Thanks, Firestorm. 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Cap Wiki Cap Ellis' Cap Ghastlier Gibus Halloween Masks Saxton Hale Mask Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head Voodoo Juju Spine-Chilling Skull Horrific Headsplitter Treasure Hunt Hat A Rather Festive Tree World Traveler's Hat Athletic Supporter Humanitarian's Hachimaki Benefactor's Kanmuri Magnanimous Monarch Aperture Labs Hard Hat Frontline Field Recorder Lo-Fi Longwave Spiral Sallet Proof of Purchase Summer Hat Company Man Party Hat Killer Exclusive Manniversary Paper Hat Ghastlierest Gibus Seal Mask MONOCULUS! Spine-Chilling Skull 2011 Point and Shoot Top Notch B.M.O.C. Brown Bomber Ebenezer Full Head Of Steam Holiday Headcase Warsworn Helmet Dueler Philateler Gifting Man From Gifting Land Bolt Action Blitzer Gentle Munitionne of Leisure Robot Chicken Hat Human Cannonball Ghostly Gibus Skull Island Topper Crone's Dome Executioner Cockfighter That '70s Chapeau Mann Co. Online Cap Antlers Tough Stuff Muffs Brütal Bouffant TF2VRH Conspiracy Cap Public Accessor Galvanized Gibus Modest Metal Pile of Scrap Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats Key  Obtained  Wanted  Unobtained  Previously but no longer possessed Weapons Weapon Checklist Scout Primary Force-A-Nature Australium Force-A-Nature Shortstop Soda Popper Back Scatter Baby Face's Blaster Festive Scattergun Australium Scattergun Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I Secondary Bonk! Atomic Punch Lugermorph Crit-a-Cola Mad Milk Winger Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol Flying Guillotine Festive Bonk! Atomic Punch Mutated Milk C.A.P.P.E.R Festive Pistol Melee Sandman Holy Mackerel Candy Cane Boston Basher Sun-On-A-Stick Fan O'War Three-Rune Blade Atomizer Batsaber Unarmed Combat Wrap Assassin Festive Bat Festive Holy Mackerel Soldier Primary Direct Hit Black Box Rocket Jumper Liberty Launcher Cow Mangler 5000 Original Festive Rocket Launcher Beggar's Bazooka Air Strike Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II Australium Rocket Launcher Australium Black Box Secondary Buff Banner Gunboats Battalion's Backup Concheror Mantreads Reserve Shooter Righteous Bison Festive Buff Banner B.A.S.E. Jumper Panic Attack Melee Equalizer Pain Train Half-Zatoichi Disciplinary Action Market Gardener Escape Plan Pyro Primary Backburner Degreaser Phlogistinator Festive Flame Thrower Rainblower Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I Dragon's Fury Nostromo Napalmer Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II Australium Flame Thrower Secondary Flare Gun Detonator Reserve Shooter Manmelter Scorch Shot Thermal Thruster Gas Passer Panic Attack Melee Axtinguisher Homewrecker Powerjack Back Scratcher Sharpened Volcano Fragment Maul Postal Pummeler Third Degree Hot Hand Lollichop Neon Annihilator Festive Axtinguisher Australium Axtinguisher Demoman Primary Loch-n-Load Ali Baba's Wee Booties Bootlegger Loose Cannon Festive Grenade Launcher B.A.S.E. Jumper Iron Bomber Australium Grenade Launcher Secondary Chargin' Targe Scottish Resistance Sticky Jumper Splendid Screen Tide Turner Quickiebomb Launcher Festive Stickybomb Launcher Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II Australium Stickybomb Launcher Festive Chargin' Targe Melee Eyelander Pain Train Scotsman's Skullcutter Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker Ullapool Caber Claidheamh Mòr Half-Zatoichi Persian Persuader Nessie's Nine Iron Scottish Handshake Festive Eyelander Australium Eyelander Heavy Primary Natascha Iron Curtain Brass Beast Tomislav Festive Minigun Huo-Long Heater Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II Australium Minigun Australium Tomislav Secondary Sandvich Dalokohs Bar Buffalo Steak Sandvich Fishcake Family Business Robo-Sandvich Festive Sandvich Second Banana Panic Attack Melee Killing Gloves of Boxing Gloves of Running Urgently Warrior's Spirit Fists of Steel Eviction Notice Apoco-Fists Holiday Punch Bread Bite Engineer Primary Frontier Justice Widowmaker Pomson 6000 Rescue Ranger Festive Frontier Justice Australium Frontier Justice Panic Attack Secondary Lugermorph Wrangler Short Circuit C.A.P.P.E.R Festive Wrangler Giger Counter Melee Golden Wrench Gunslinger Southern Hospitality Jag Eureka Effect Festive Wrench Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II Australium Wrench Medic Primary Blutsauger Crusader's Crossbow Overdose Australium Blutsauger Secondary Kritzkrieg Quick-Fix Festive Medi Gun Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I Vaccinator Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II Australium Medi Gun Melee Übersaw Vita-Saw Amputator Solemn Vow Festive Ubersaw Sniper Primary Huntsman Sydney Sleeper Bazaar Bargain Machina Festive Sniper Rifle Hitman's Heatmaker Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I Shooting Star Classic AWPer Hand Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I Festive Huntsman Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II Australium Sniper Rifle Fortified Compound Secondary Jarate Razorback Darwin's Danger Shield Cozy Camper Cleaner's Carbine Australium SMG Festive Jarate Self-Aware Beauty Mark Melee Tribalman's Shiv Bushwacka Shahanshah Spy Secondary Ambassador Big Kill L'Etranger Enforcer Diamondback Festive Ambassador Australium Ambassador Melee Your Eternal Reward Conniver's Kunai Big Earner Wanga Prick Sharp Dresser Spy-cicle Black Rose Festive Knife Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II Australium Knife PDA 2 Dead Ringer Cloak and Dagger Enthusiast's Timepiece Quäckenbirdt Building Festive Sapper Red-Tape Recorder Ap-Sap Snack Attack All classes Melee Frying Pan† Saxxy Conscientious Objector† Freedom Staff† Bat Outta Hell† Memory Maker† Ham Shank† Golden Frying Pan Necro Smasher‡ Prinny Machete Crossing Guard† Key  Obtained  Wanted  Unobtained  Previously but no longer possessed † Usable by all classes except Engineer and Spy ‡ Usable by all classes except Spy Me Being A Terrible Person Thanks for the help, Infi! I secondhand stole this little table, but I really really like it. Sorry. Class Primary Secondary Melee Hat Reasoning Lanky, Runny Thing The Vintage Force-A-Nature Bonk! Atomic Punch The Vintage Sandman Yea, I don't play scout if I am sane. It's my worst class. It's play scout sometimes on that Orange X map, but after the Pain Train came out, I pretty much just stuck to rocket jumping onto the point and using the 2X capture, rather than getting shot to death half-way there. Rocket Man The Vintage Direct Hit Vintage Gunboats Vintage Equalizer Ghastly Gibus Sometimes I miss the splash damage, but the direct hit is superb if you have a terrible habit of running into enemy fire until you're point-blank. I'll tend to switch gunboats and shotgun a lot dependant on whether I have to get to a tower or not. If it's really close, I can just take out a close enemy. If I've got to run around a lot, I'll use the shotgun as a backup. Equalizer is simply quick caps. Myyyrrpphhrr The Vintage Backburner Shotgun The Vintage Homewrecker Respectless Rubber Glove Pyro is by-far my favourite class. All I have to do is run back and forth, flinging my flames wherever they shall travel. Nobody ever makes it past my flame. A lot of maps I play on tend to have me running around players rather than facing them, so it's easier for me to get a quick crit from a lucky angle than it is reflecting a rocket. The homewrecker is great for removing sappers, which is really all I use it for. The glove is just good fashion sense. Patchy the Pirate Grenade Launcher Stickybomb Launcher Bottle Ghastly Gibus I play Demoman so rarely I don't think it's even worth it to comment on this class. Boomer Natascha Dalokohs Bar Fists Hound Dog I like switching between Natascha and the Sasha, but I love the Dalokohs Bar in lieu of the Sandvich. I can always eat the bar in spawn for a boost, and then by the time I've been maimed I'll be ready to eat it again. I forget what I use for fists. Hard Hat The Vintage Gunslinger Wrangler The Vintage Southern Hospitality Texas Slim's Dome Shine Who wouldn't want a robot hand? I really don't play engy that often, though. I'll switch between normal PDA and Gunslinger as needed. It took me forever to craft my first hat, it ended up being a hatless, and the Polycount Pack was released the next week. Rage. Questionable Physician The Vintage Blutsauger Medigun Ubersaw Vintage Ze Goggles I play medic solely when we're either at the end of an assault, or our first is being captured. I do not enjoy playing medic anymore because nobody takes any initiative to actually protect their medic, and I get dragged out into the open or left in a ditch. Bodyshot The Vintage Huntsman Vintage Jarate Vintage Tribalman's Shiv I like playing sniper. The problem is that servers don't tend to control them, so no matter what map I play I end up having a team with 12 snipers, a medic and heavy, and me. The options are either be an attack sniper (use huntsman), or pick a different class. I usually just go back to pyro. Probably Smells Too The Vintage Ambassador The Vintage Cloak and Dagger Knife I play spy immediately after either getting killed by about 12 snipers at once, or after being dominated by one pesky sniper or several other enemies. It's a quick way for me to wipe the grins off their faces. The Ambassador partly because it gets rid of the snipers that think they're so clever using a Razorback, and partly because it looks cool. The Cloak and Dagger works great with one of those Xbox 360 controllers for PC, because you can crawl along the map without losing any cloak energy, so you can dodge things in the nick of time without worrying about flickers. It's a great class when I don't feel like concentrating, and sometimes I follow my targets around and talk to them, so they fire blindly and never hit me. Fun fact: you can crouch directly in front of someone and they'll probably never hit you unless they see you. Wait, does that make me a sociopath? This user can't think of fun things to do with his userpage, so he steals them from others! I believe that's about it, until I can think of something else or at least learn how to do more stuff wiki-wise.