Scout responses

General Responses

After Killing More than 1 Enemy in 20 Seconds With a Primary Weapon

• "That's what I'm talking about!"
• [Evil Laughter]
• [Happy Laughter]
• [Happy Laughter 2] "You got owned!"
• [Happy Laughter 3]
• [Happy Laughter 4]
• [Long Laughter] "Yeah...yeah!"
• [Long Laughter 2]
• "Not so tough now are ya? Are ya?!"
• "You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort. "

Dominating a Scout

• "Hit the bricks pal, you're done."
• "Ha ha! Look at you! You look like you ran through traffic!"
• "Hey knucklehead, you ain't gonna win."
• "Oh what, you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?"
• "Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy."
• "I will never... stop... killing you."
• "You... are... terrible!"
• "I am the Scout here!"
• "Dis map ain't big enough for da two of us!"
• "Hid da road, bozo, let a real Scout get ta work!"

Dominating a Soldier

• "Yo, I'm not even wearing a helmet!"
• "What is your major malfunction, brudda?"
• "Drop dead and give me 20!"
• "You're a disgrace to ya uniform, pal!"
• (Imitating Soldier)"Dis-missed!"
• "Dere ain't enough crits in da world ta kill me!"

Dominating a Pyro

• "Ey, who's on fire now?"
• "Yo, if ya didn't want me ta kill ya, ya shoulda said somethin'!"
• "It's starting to bore me how much you suck."
• "Repeat after me: 'muhmuhmuh I'm dead!'"
• "Take dat, ya dumb, bib-wearin' dope!"
• "Eat it, ya mute frickin' moron!"
• "Yeah, nice moves, mumbles!"

Dominating a Demoman

• "Yeah, next time, try two eyes!"
• "Y'just got freakin' dominated knucklehead awright let's do this."
• "I don't usually kill morons this fast."
• "Blow that up, cyclops!"
• "The best man won, ya bomb-throwing drunk!"
• "Your clock just got cleaned, rummy!"
• "'Depth perception', pal, look into it."

Dominating a Heavy

• "I am owning you, you fat, bald bastard!"
• "Today ain't ya day, pancakes!"
• "Drink it in, pal. That's how failure tastes."
• "Would you just look at you? I mean, look at you."
• "$400,000 to fire that gun, huh? Yeah, money well spent!"
• "Dem $200 bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are dey?"
• "I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight. Whad'ya think about that?"
• "Ain't so hard now, are ya, fat-cakes?"
• "I... eat... your...sandwiches. I eat 'em up!" (a reference to the "milkshake" quote from the film "There Will Be Blood")
• "Nice hustle, 'tons of fun!' Next time, eat a salad!"
• "Hey lard-fat, those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do thay?
• "I am owning you, you fat, bald, fatty fat... fat fat!" (A possible reference to the remake of 'The Producers' "You fat fat fatty fat walrus! Give me the fat books!")

Dominating an Engineer

• "Ey, here's something you can invent next time: Ducking!"
• "Here's something you shoulda built: A Not-Dyin'-Machine!"
• "Don't bring a wrench to a gunfight!"
• "Here's a schematic for ya: My ass!"
• "Hey overalls! You suck!"
• "Lotta good dat hardhat didja!"
• "Is that all you got, moron?"

Dominating a Medic

• "Diagnosis: You suck!"
• "Ooh hoo hoo, ya gun shoots medicine! It's intimidatin'!"
• "Where's your precious Hippo-crates now?"
• "Domination. Look it up.
• "If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free."
• "You're gettin' dominated, chucklehead!"
• "Real nice effort, Deutsch-bag!" ("Deutsch" is German for "German")
• "I... hate... doctors!"
• "[sigh] Docta, docta, docta..."

Dominating a Sniper

• "Look at this, just caved in your skull- my Bat's still dry. No clumps a' hair, nothin'."
• "Snipe dat, ya frickin' coward!"
• "That fancy scope of yours, bet ya got a REAL good view of me killin' ya!"
• "You camped da whole time for dis?!"
• "It was a mercy killin', ya live in a... camper van!"
• "You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny! I got a frickin'... such a tiny li'l head!"

Dominating a Spy

• "Disguise dat!"
• "Dominated, ya shapeshiftin' rat!"
• "Hard ta stab a guy in da back when he's beatin' ya freakin' head in, huh?"
• "Hehey, look, you shape shifted into a dead guy!"

Revenge Kill

• "Bang! I make it look easy!"
• "I did it"
• "If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free."
• "Wassamatter, y'freakin' stupid?"
• "Hey, nice shootin' there!"
• "I wasted you!"
• "How do ya like me now, blockhead?"
• "Ya like that, chucklenuts?
• "Boom! I'm back, dummy!"
• "Remember me? Yeah, ya do!"
• Don't you ever cross me again!
• "What have we learned? I always win!"
• "Who's the tough guy now, huh tough-guy?"
• "Still think you're funny, funny-man?"
• "Ya got anything smart ta say now?"

Teleportation

• "Thanks for the ride!"
• "Hey good job there, hardhat!"
• "Thanks for that, tough guy!"

Healed by Medic

• [deep exhale] Yeah, thanks, doc.
• Thanks, doc.
• Alright, I feel good.

After Capturing Intelligence

• "Yeah, it's ours now!"
• "I'm not even winded."
• "I got it, I got it, I got it!"
• "Is-is anyone even payin' attention ta me?"

After Capturing Control Point

• "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
• "Yeah!"
• "I got it, I got it!"
• "No problem!"

Standing on captured Point, firing weapon

• "Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!"
• "Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!"

Attacking: Cart Goes Forward

• "Push!"
• "Mush, you lazy bums!"
• "Keep pushin' it!"
• "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
• "Keep it movin', guys!"
• "Go, go, go!"
• "Push da freakin' cart!"
• "Keep dat cart movin'!"
• "C'mon, move da cart!"

Attacking: Cart Goes Back

• "Dat ain't da right way, guys!"
• "What da hell's goin' on?"
• "Aw, cripes, da cart!"
• "Is someone gonna push da freakin' cart?"
• "Da cart's movin' backwards!"
• "Aw, jeez, da cart!"
• "No, no, no! The cart!"
• "Anyone else pushing dis thing?"

Defending: Cart Goes Forward

• "We gotta stop dat thing!"
• "Aw, jeez guys, we gotta stop it!"
• "What the hell is everyone doin'?!"

Defending: Cart Goes Back

• "Return ta freakin' sender!"
• "Awright, awright!"
• "Hey now we doin' it, now we doin' it!"
• "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
• "What, ya guys give up?"
• "Yo, it should be goin' dat way!"

Attacking: Stay Close to Cart

• "Stay by da cart, fellas!"
• "Git ova here!"
• "Stay close, guys!"
• "Let's all push dis thing!"
• "We pushin' dis thing or what?"
• "Li'l help pushin' da cart?"

Attacking: Cart Has Stopped

• "Da freakin' cart stopped!"
• "What da hell?! Who stopped pushin' da cart?!"
• "Push it, push it push it!"

Defending: Stop The Bomb

• "Ey, we gotta stop it!"
• "Gotta stop da cart!"
• "Let's stop dat freakin' thing!"

Defense

• "Oh hey! You suck."
• "Oh yeah!"
• "Yes!"
• "Way to go slugger!"
• "Ooooh yeah, you're real scary!"
• "Hey, lotta' good that gun didya!"

Round Start

• "Play ball!"
• "Let's get 'em!"
• "Eat my dust!"
• "Wohoooo!"
• "Let's waste 'em!"

Sudden Death

• "This sucks on ice!"
• "Boooooooo!"
• (Blows a Raspberry)
• "Frickin' unbelieveable."
• "This did not just happen!"
• "No seriously, you all suck!"
• "What the hell is youse guys' problem?"
• "Ah, jeez!"
• "This sucks!"
• "What the hell was that crap?"
• "This is a real frickin' embarrassment."
• "'Kay, this does not look good here, um..."

Stalemate

• "You have got to be kidding!"
• "You gotta be kiddin' me!"
• "I can not believe this!"
• "Auugghh!"

Set on Fire

• "Fiyah, fiyah, fiyah!"
• "Oh I'm burnin', I'm-I'm burnin'!"

Destructions

• "I broke your stupid crap, moron!"

Dueling

Starting a Duel

• "Let's go."
• "Bring it."
• "Let's do dis."
• "You 'n me."
• "C'mon, tough guy!"

Duel Accepted

• "Sweet!"
• "Ooooh yeah, you're real scary!"
• "I'm gonna headbutt cha', I'm gonna headbutt cha', I'm gonna headbutt cha'!"
• "Yeah, come get some, you frickin' wuss!"
• "Yeah!"

Duel Rejected

• "You have got to be kidding!"
• "You gotta be kiddin' me!"
• "I can not believe this!"
• "Auugghh!"
• "Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy."
• "I will never... stop... killing you."
• "Boooooooo!"
• "Frickin' unbelieveable."
• "Wassamatter, y'freakin' stupid?"

Class-Specific responses

Apex of triple jump

• "Woohoohoohoo!"
• "Yeaheaheah!"
• "Woooooo!"
• "Yeaahehehhh!"

Melee kill

• "Bonk!"
• "Boink!"
• "Say goodbye to ya kneecaps, chucklehead!"
• "How's that feel, wimp?"
• "Yo, batter up!" (Only with Bat or Sandman)
• "Yo, I oughta' be on a baseball card!" (Only with Bat or Sandman)
• "I'm battin' a thousand!" (Only with Bat or Sandman)
• "Ya head's a freakin' Bat magnet!" (Only with Bat or Sandman)
• "'Ey, is somebody keepin' track of my heads batted in?" (Only with Bat or Sandman)
• "Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy." (Only with Holy Mackerel)
• "Oh hey! You suck." (Only with Holy Mackerel)
• [Happy Laughter 2] "You got owned!" (Only with Holy Mackerel)
• "Sweet!" (Only with Candy Cane)
• "Man, your skull's so soft you're makin' this easy!" (Only with Boston Basher)
• "I wasted you!" (Only with Boston Basher)

Upon drinking Bonk! Atomic Punch

• "Un-freakin' touchable!"
• "Ya can't hit what ain't dere!"
• "Wananananana" (Sound effect from The Million Dollar Man)
• "I'm a freakin' blur, here!"
• (Demandingly) "Look at me!"

Dodging shots under Bonk!'s influence

"Ha." "Missed me!" "Dat didn't hurt." "Psyche!" "Nice try, pal!" "Oh what's up?" "Didn't hurt." "Woo!" "Heheh." "Eyy!" "Yeah!" "Oop!" "Wah!" "Wa-ha!" "Ho-wah!" "Wah!" "Ha" "Nope!"

"Sor-ry!" "Nope." "De-nied!" "Woosh!" "Ping!" (Sarcastically) "What?!" "Ahah!" "Poing!" "Eheheh." (Whooshing sound) "Aheheh." "Weak!" "Dummy!" "Moron!" "Dumbass!" "Nice aim!" "Punk!" "Wuss!"

While under the effects of Bonk!

• "Yoink!" (used when Scout picks up a weapon to restore ammunition. The term "Yoink!" is synonomous with stealing something.)
• "Too slow!"
• "Yoink!"
• "So close!"

Attacking under the effects of Crit-a-Cola

Note: line is spoken if the attack occurs about 1 second from the activation.

• "You seein' dis?"
• "You morons are about to catch a real beatin'"
• "That's what I'm talking about!"

Effects of Bonk! Atomic Punch or Crit-a-Cola wearing off

• (pants)
• "What?!" (Only with Crit-a-Cola)
• "Aw, crap." (Only with Crit-a-Cola)

Mad Milk toss

• "Yo, heads up!"
• "Hey, wimps!"
• "Catch dis."

Hit by Jarate or Mad Milk

• "Aw!"
• "Aaaw."
• "Ah, jeez!"

On stunning an enemy

• "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hitchya... No, wait, yeah I did."
• "Oh, dat's a skull fracture for sure!"
• "Ohh, I got alla dat one."
• "Dere's a dingah for ya!"
• "Downtown!"
• "Home-frickin'-run!"
• "Gotta nice piece a dat!"
• "Nice catch, knucklehead!"
• "Good 'ands, buddy!"
• "Good catch, dummy!"
• "Wayta duck!"
• "Nice hustle!"
• "Yo, heads up!"
• "Ding-dong!"
• "Think fast, chucklenuts!"
• "Real smooth, dummy!"

Sandman attack

• "Batter up!"
• "Catch dis."
• "Batta swing!"
• "Major League!"

Upon picking up a baseball

• "Got da ball back!"
• "Play ball!"
• "Found mah ball!"
• "Oh dere's my ball!"
• "I love my ball!"

Upon killing a Heavy with a bat

• "Eat it, fatty!"

Upon taking the enemy intelligence

• "Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!"

Unused responses

Domination

• "Yeah, dat's right!"
• "Are you even tryin'?"
• "Yo, did ya even see me hittin' ya?"

Kill assist

• "Way to go, pally!"
• "We got 'em, we got 'em!"

Melee dare

• "Put 'em up, pal."

Apex of double jump

• "Hehey, I'm flyin'!"
• "Woo hoo hoo!"
• "Look at you chuckleheads down there!"
• "Hey, I can see my base from here!"
• "Look at me, Ma!"

Invincible not ready

(Note- This probably refers to being under fire while trying to drink Bonk!, being attacked just after the effects wear off, or while Bonk! is still recharging.)

• "Come on, come on!"
• "Work, dammit!"
• "Ah, crap!"
• "Uh, crap."

Achievement unlocked

• "'Ey look at me, look at me!"
• "Hey, look at me, Ma!"
• "Aw, fellas!"
• "Hi, Ma!"
• "Look at me!"
• "No otha' class gonna do dat!"
• "You see dat?"
• "You seein' dis?"
• "I'll put it in my trophy room, with the othas."
• "I don't know who to thank first... oh, I know, me!'"'
• "Bang! I make it look easy!"

Unknown condition

• "I'm gonna beat on your skull 'till I hit tonsils."
• "What are you lookin at?!"
• "You're all losers!"
• "You wimps suck!"
• "You morons are about to catch a real beatin'"
• "You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watchin' ya fly through a windshield."
• "Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetery!"
• "Pop quiz: How long does it take to beat a moron to death? BAM. Sorry, time's up, you're dead!"