Medic responses

General Responses

• After Killing More than 1 enemy in 20 Seconds with a Primary Weapon
  • "Haha! Vat a bloodbasz!"
  • "Eins, zwei, drei... Ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags." (Translation: "One, two, three...")

• After Killing More than 3 enemies in 20 Seconds with a Primary Weapon
  • "That was doctor-assisted homicide!"
  • "The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting."
  • "Oops! Zat was not medicine!"
  • "Can you feel ze Schadenfreude?" ("Schadenfreude" is a German compound noun; referring to the taking of pleasure in the pain of others.)

• Kill Assist
  • "Danke, Kamerad!" (German for "Thanks, comrade")
  • "Ve did it, Kamerad!"

• Domination
  • "Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!"
  • Long laugh
  • Long laugh 2
  • Happy laugh
  • Happy laugh 2
  • Happy laugh 3
  • "Come over here, I promise I will heal you!"
  • Evil laugh
  • Evil laugh 2
  • Short laugh

• Revenge Kill
  • "Stupendous!"
  • "Shweinhunds."
  • "Shweinhunds!"
  • "Dummkopfs!"

• Teleportation
• "Danke, engineer!"
• "Danke, mein (my) hard-hatted friend!"
• "Zank you, engineer!"

• Healed by Medic
  • "Zank you, Herr Doktor!"
  • "Danke, Herr Doktor!"

• After Capturing Intelligence
  • "How embarrassing, zey let a man of science escape with ze papers!"
  • "Papers, please."
  • "Vere are your precious papers now, Dummkopfs?"

• After Capturing Control Point
  • "Anuhza successful procedure!"
  • "Zey are veakened!"
  • "I am prepared to do vatever it takes!"

• Standing on captured Point, firing weapon
  • "Get on ze point, Dummkopf!"
  • "Stand on ze point, Schweinhund!"
  • "Idiot, get on ze point!"
  • "Idiot, stand on ze point!"
  • "Standing near ze point does nussing, Get on ze point, Dummkopf!"

• Defense
  • "Schweinhunds."
  • "Ha!"
  • "I am ze Übermensch!" (Translation: "I am the Overlord/Superman!", most likely an allusion to Nietzsche's Übermensch
  • "Oktoberfest!"
  • "Vell done!"
  • "It looks like Dummkopffest!"

• Round Start
  • "Raus, Raus!" (Translation: Go, Go!)
  • "Forward!"
  • "Heil, us!" (Translation: "Hail us!")
  • "Hyaaaa!"
  • "Horrido!" (German Hunting/War Cry)
  • "Gesundheit!" (Translation: "To your health!"/"Bless you" [Sarcastic])

• Round Loss/Sudden Death
  • "Fess..." (Translation: "So tired...")
  • "Iz zere a point to your lives?"
  • "My skill is VASTED on zis team!"
  • "DUMMKOPFS!"(Translation: "Idiots!")
  • "Booo!"
  • "You are trying my patience!"
  • "Teeeeeeam!" (Likely a reference to Colonel Klink's "Schuuuulllllttttz!" from Hogan's Heroes.)
  • "Velcome to the 've lose vonce again'-fest."
  • "Ach, was ist los?" (Translation: "Gah, what's the matter?")
  • "From now on, losing is verboten!" (Translation: "Forbidden")
  • "Schweinhunds!" (Translation: "Pigdogs!")

• Round Draw
  • "Zis, is unacceptable!"
  • "Anyone still alive has let me down!"
  • "Dawww..."
  • "Schweinhunds!" (Again, the grammatically correct version is "Schweinehunde!")
  • "Awwww..."
  • "Aiii..."
  • "Hawww!"

• Set on Fire
  • "Fire, fire, fire!"
  • "Fiiiiire!"
  • "I am on fire!"
  • "Everyone, I am on fire!"
  • "I am melting!" (a reference to the Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz.)

• Destruction(s)
  • "Good to go!"
  • "Did ze Fräuleins have zeir Mittelschmerz?" (literal translation: "Did the ladies have their menstrual cramps?")

Dueling

• Starting a Duel
  • "I'm going to saw through your bones!"
  • "I am prepared to do vatever it takes!"
  • "Prepare for your examination... (laughs)"
  • "You are trying my patience!"
  • "Oops! Zat was not medicine!"

• Duel Accepted
  • "Hyaaaa!"
  • "Wunderbar!"
  • "Ja."
  • "Jawohl."

• Duel Rejected
  • "Zis, is unacceptable!"
  • "You are... schtupid!"
  • "Hawww!"
  • "Booo!"
  • "Schweinhunds!"

Class-Specific Reponses

• Upon full ÜberCharge Meter
  • "I am fully charged."
  • "I am charged."
  • "Ready to charge!"

• Activating an ÜberCharge
  • "Now go!"
  • "Get zem, raus, raus!" (Translation-"Get them, go, go!")
  • "Schnell! Go get zem!" (Translation-"Hurry! Go get them!")

• Activating a Kritzkrieg
  • "Auf Wiedersehen...Schweinehunds!" (Translation: Goodbye, pig dogs!)
  • "Auf wiedersehen, Dummkopfs!" (Translation: "Goodbye, idiots!")

• Melee Kill
  • (Quietly) Did zat sting? (Louder) Saw-ry! ("Sorry" with extra emphasis on first syllable)

Unused Responses

• Unknown Condition (Possibly Infection, a condition from TFC)
  • "Ze healing leaves little time for ze hurting."
  • "Hold still, Schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment."
  • "Turn your head and cough."
  • "I healed zuh man who will kill you." (Dark, low voice)
  • "Hello, Fräuleins!" (Cheery, taunting voice) (Translation- "Hello Ladies!")
  • "All I can tell you about this next procedure is that it will be... excruciating!"
  • "You have thirty seconds to live!"