Holy Mackerel

“

Eat it, fatty! Click to listen — The Scout

”

The Holy Mackerel is a melee weapon for the Scout class. It appears as a fish wrapped in faded newspaper with a rubber band, shaped for easy handling.

Whilst the weapon has no discernible attributes from the Bat, being slapped by the fish is considered so humiliating that the kill list displayed in the HUD will record every connecting swipe, displaying a number corresponding to the number of hits dealt. Should an enemy be killed by the Holy Mackerel, the kill feed will proclaim "FISH KILL!".

Damage

See also: Damage

• Base: 35 (32 to 39 damage)
• Mini-Crit: 47
• Critical hit: 105

Is no different from the usual bits except unbearable stench

Damages are approximate and determined by community testing.

Function times

• Attack Interval: 0.5

All times are in seconds. Times are approximate and determined by community testing.

Item set

This item is part of the Special Delivery set. When the entire set is worn, the set provides this additional bonus:

• +25 max health

The other set items are:

• Shortstop
• Mad Milk
• Milkman

Blueprint

Sandman		Reclaimed Metal		Holy Mackerel
	+		=

Related Achievements

Scout

64px	A Year To Remember Get 2004 lifetime kills.

Trivia

• Based on its appearance, the fish is a chub mackerel.
• The Holy Mackerel is a Level 42 Fish. 42 is a reference to Douglas Adams' book series, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, specifically So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish (or The Salmon of Doubt).
• The Holy Mackerel plays a distinct squish sound when struck against an object, unlike any other weapon.
• The Mackerel has the jigglebones effect, causing it to bend each time it is swung. Additionally, it moves & wiggles in the 1st Person view, meaning it's either alive or the Scout gets shaky hands while holding a fish.
• The weapon itself is a likely reference to the Monty Python sketch The Fish-Slapping Dance.
• This is the only Scout's melee weapon that isn't a baseball bat.
• This is the first weapon to have a custom kill feed title, as well as a counter showing how many hits it took to kill an opponent.
• Because of the way Holy Mackerel hits are logged stats system (such as PsychoStats) may register every hit as a full kill for the attacker and a death for the victim.
• In a similar fashion, if the Scout hits someone in an arena match he will gain the first blood buff even if the person doesen't die from the hit.
• The achievement A Year To Remember will have its kill counter incremented by 1 every time the Holy Mackerel connects with an attack.

See also

• Bat Strategy