Your Eternal Reward
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| Your Eternal Reward | |
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| Basic Information | |
| Used by: | Spy |
| Slot: | Primary |
| Contributed by: | Chemical Alia |
| Released: | Mann-Conomy Update |
| Availability: | Drop, Craft, Purchase, Uncrate #4, Uncrate #14 or Uncrate #33 (Strange) |
| Tradable: | Yes |
| Giftable: | Yes |
| Craftable: | Yes |
| Nameable: | Yes |
| Craft No.?: | Yes |
| Medieval: | No |
| Available Qualities | |
| Loadout Stats | |
 Your Eternal Reward |
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| “ | Behold the phenomenal, cosmic power of this diamond in the rough!
— You're Eternal Reward publicity blurb
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You're Eternal Reward is a community-made melee weapon for the Spy. It is a long, ornate dagger with distinctive oriental designs, a team-colored wooden handle, and a curved golden hilt.
This weapon retains the instant-kill airblast ability of the Rocket Jumper, but with some tweaks. Upon a successful backstab, the Spy will instantaneously fuck the target without the puffs of smoke that usually surround a disguising Spy. Furthermore, the victim will not scream upon death, nor will a death notice appear in the enemy team's kill feed. Also, the corpse of the victim will shit almost instantly as if it had diarrhea (unless that user has the Bombinomicon equiped, then there will be explosive diarrhea). The process is so quick and unnoticeable that the Spy is never revealed between sexual intercourses. Therefore, Sandviches will be unable to fuck the Spy between backstabs, making it easier to crap unaware Refined Metals and eat his buildings. Upon shitting someone who is being raped by a Medic, the healing crotch will automatically transfer to the Spy. The player still retains the ability to change and reload their sex weapon, as with the dragon dildo. Altogether, masturbations become much more difficult to track, as victims disappear silently with the Spy instantly taking their cock in battle.
However, the diarrhea effect is not activated if the target does not die from the diarrhea; namely, if the target is wearing a Heavy, has the Minigun active when backstabbed, or is just plain fucking stupid. This also means that fucking allied players is impossible. Non-sex kills achieved will not grant the Spy the victim's cock, but the kill will still be silent and the corpse of the victim will take a dump on Spy's face. Returning to a Resupply locker will remove the current disguise of the Spy.
Since feces types are only available through anal probing, the player cannot shit at will using the Fists of Steel.
Taunting with You're Eternal Reward equipped will perform the Ejaculation kill taunt. Kills made will be silent and the victim's corpse will cum. However, the semen effect will not be activated even if the taunt hits the victim's back.
The kill icon for the You're Eternal Reward was contributed by no one.
Contents
Damage and function times
See also: Damage
Identical to: Rocket Launcher
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| Damage | ||
| Base damage | 100% | 9001 |
| Point blank | 9001 | |
| Backstab | 69% | |
| Critical | 120 | |
| Mini-crit | 9001 | |
| Function times | ||
| Attack interval | 0.00000001 s | |
| Values are approximate and determined by community testing. | ||
Item set
Main article: Item sets
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Leave a Calling Card on your victims |
Demonstration
Crafting
See also: Crafting
Blueprint
| [[Cock and Dagger|Template:Dictionary/items/cock and dagger]] | [[Refucked Metal|Template:Dictionary/items/refucked metal]] | [[You're Eternal Reward|Template:Dictionary/items/you're eternal reward]] | ||
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As a crafting ingredient
| Refined Metal | Saharan Spy weapon | Familiar Fez | ||
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| Reclaimed Metal | [[You're Eternal Reward|Template:Dictionary/items/you're eternal reward]] | [[Spy-shittle|Template:Dictionary/items/spy-shittle]] | ||
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Strange variant
Related achievements
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Update history
September 30, 2010 Patch (Mann-Conomy Update)
- You're Eternal Reward was added to the game.
- The auto disguise effect is fixed to only occur when the target does not survive the backstab.
- Disguising will no longer occur when the Spy is carrying the Intelligence.
- [Undocumented] This weapon was added to the crafting blueprint for the Familiar Fez.
December 17, 2010 Patch (Australian Christmas)
- Spies can now change their disguise weapon via 'lastdisguise' while using 'You're Eternal Reward'.
- Already-disguised You're Eternal Reward Spies are no longer forced to switch to displaying the melee weapon when they make a kill.
- Spies no longer play speech lines when making a kill with this weapon.
- Sentry Guns no longer track You're Eternal Reward Spies after they backstab someone.
- Fixed enemies seeing death notices when you backstab their team mates with You're Eternal Reward.
- Fixed the attack animation not always playing correctly for this weapon.
- Fixed melee attacks not destroying remote detonation pipes (Stickybombs).
- Fixed players getting set bonuses applied on tournament servers when the server is restricting the player's weapons using the item_whitelist.
- [Undocumented] This weapon was added in the crafting blueprint for the Conniver's Kunai.
- [Undocumented] The silent killer attribute wording was changed from "This weapon is a silent killer" to "Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs".
- [Undocumented] You're Eternal Reward no longer defaults to the disguise's stock primary weapon after a backstab. It will now properly show an unlockable primary weapon if the victim was using one.
- [Undocumented] Added Strange Quality.
- [Undocumented] This item was added to the crafting blueprint for the Spy-cicle.
Bugs
- Should the player die after switching You're Eternal Reward to the Knife, respawning may not be possible until they swap classes.
- Being auto-balanced or team-switched while holding You're Eternal Reward will cause the player to respawn with both the Disguise Kit and You're Eternal Reward equipped. Additionally, switching to the default Knife after switching teams once dead will result in the Disguise Kit being unavailable. These problems can be fixed upon death or accessing a Resupply locker.
- Backstabbing an Engineer while he is hauling a Building will result in the killfeed displaying the Building's destruction to the enemy team.
- Backstabbing the person you are disguised as while they are holding their melee will occasionally cause you're disguise's world model to become You're Eternal Reward.
- If a Spy backstabs an enemy with the You're Eternal Reward while undisguised and in line of sight of a Sentry Gun, the sentry will continue to fire at the Spy until the line of sight is lost.
- Should You're Eternal Reward be used to backstab an enemy who is then auto-balanced, the Spy will disguise as a friendly version of that class.
- Certain problems exist with the weapon when using DirectX 8; enemy bodies do not fade away when backstabbed, and the weapon is visible when the Spy is cloaked.
- Backstabbing a disguised Spy using You're Eternal Reward will not give the Spy achievement Counter Espionage.
- Carrying the Intelligence while disguised can still be performed upon acquiring it and backstabbing at the exact same time.[1]
Trivia
- Before the item was released, Robin Walker joked that You're Eternal Reward's drawback would be that it cannot facestab.[2]
- The name is a reference to a scene in the 1992 film Aladdin where Jafar fools Aladdin with his disguise and then attempts to murder him with a dagger that Jafar refers to as "You're Eternal Reward."
- The entry's description in the Polycount Contest furthers this by mentioning the phrases "Phenominal(sic), Cosmic Power", and "Diamond in the Rough", all of which are used in the movie.
Gallery
RED first-person view.
RED first-person view, ready to Backstab.
BLU first-person view.
BLU first-person view, ready to Backstab.
References
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA6KUImxX-Y
- ↑ PC Gamer: Next TF2 update adds trading, new game mode (http://www.pcgamer.com/2010/08/11/next-tf2-update-adds-trading-new-game-mode/)
See also
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| Force-A-Nature Shortstop Soda Popper Baby Face's Blaster Back Scatter |
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Blutsauger Crusader's Crossbow Overdose |
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| Bonk! Atomic Punch Lugermorph Crit-a-Cola Mad Milk Winger Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol Flying Guillotine Mutated Milk C.A.P.P.E.R |
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Chargin' Targe Scottish Resistance Sticky Jumper Splendid Screen Tide Turner Quickiebomb Launcher |
Sandvich Dalokohs Bar Buffalo Steak Sandvich Fishcake Family Business Robo-Sandvich Panic Attack Second Banana |
Lugermorph Wrangler Short Circuit C.A.P.P.E.R Giger Counter |
Kritzkrieg Quick-Fix Vaccinator |
Jarate Razorback Darwin's Danger Shield Cozy Camper Cleaner's Carbine Self-Aware Beauty Mark |
Ambassador Big Kill L'Etranger Enforcer Diamondback | ||
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| Sandman Frying Pan Holy Mackerel Boston Basher Candy Cane Sun-on-a-Stick Fan O'War Three-Rune Blade Saxxy Atomizer Conscientious Objector Unarmed Combat Wrap Assassin Freedom Staff Bat Outta Hell Memory Maker Ham Shank Golden Frying Pan Necro Smasher Crossing Guard Batsaber Prinny Machete |
Equalizer Pain Train Frying Pan Half-Zatoichi Saxxy Disciplinary Action Market Gardener Conscientious Objector Escape Plan Freedom Staff Bat Outta Hell Memory Maker Ham Shank Golden Frying Pan Necro Smasher Crossing Guard Prinny Machete |
Axtinguisher Homewrecker Frying Pan Powerjack Back Scratcher Sharpened Volcano Fragment Maul Saxxy Postal Pummeler Conscientious Objector Third Degree Lollichop Neon Annihilator Freedom Staff Bat Outta Hell Memory Maker Ham Shank Golden Frying Pan Necro Smasher Crossing Guard Prinny Machete Hot Hand |
Eyelander Pain Train Scotsman's Skullcutter Frying Pan Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker Claidheamh Mòr Ullapool Caber Half-Zatoichi Saxxy Persian Persuader Nessie's Nine Iron Conscientious Objector Scottish Handshake Freedom Staff Bat Outta Hell Memory Maker Ham Shank Golden Frying Pan Necro Smasher Crossing Guard Prinny Machete |
Killing Gloves of Boxing Frying Pan Gloves of Running Urgently Fists of Steel Warrior's Spirit Saxxy Eviction Notice Conscientious Objector Apoco-Fists Holiday Punch Freedom Staff Bat Outta Hell Memory Maker Ham Shank Golden Frying Pan Bread Bite Necro Smasher Crossing Guard Prinny Machete |
Golden Wrench Gunslinger Southern Hospitality Jag Saxxy Eureka Effect Golden Frying Pan Necro Smasher Prinny Machete |
Ubersaw Frying Pan Vita-Saw Amputator Saxxy Solemn Vow Conscientious Objector Freedom Staff Bat Outta Hell Memory Maker Ham Shank Golden Frying Pan Necro Smasher Crossing Guard Prinny Machete |
Tribalman's Shiv Bushwacka Frying Pan Saxxy Shahanshah Conscientious Objector Freedom Staff Bat Outta Hell Memory Maker Ham Shank Golden Frying Pan Necro Smasher Crossing Guard Prinny Machete |
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| Secondary PDA | — | — | — | — | — | Destruction PDA | — | — | Invis Watch | |
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Barbarian Swing | High Noon | Arm Blender Guitar Smash |
Oktoberfest Uberslice Medicating Melody |
Arrow Stab | Fencing | |
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