Meet the Pyro

Meet the Pyro
Video Info
Released:	June 27th, 2012
Run time:	2:32

Video transcript

Transcript

["Meet the Pyro" text appears"] [The text burns up, as the Pyro is shown, walking with his Fire Axe, stepping over a pair of glasses] [Cuts to the Heavy] Heavy: "I fear no man, but that... thing... it scares me." [Cuts to the Pyro, as he walks towards the BLU team. BLU team runs away, as an Engineer goes inside a house, with a Scout trying to get in] [Cuts to the Scout] Scout: "No I... I ain't talking about that freak, alright?" [The Scout tries to take off a microphone attached to his shirt] Scout: "He's not here is he? How do I get this f***ing thing off?" [The Scout panics, as he knocks over the camera] [Cuts to the Pyro. A BLU Demoman is seen hiding in a shed, as the Pyro slowly walks in, with his Flamethrower in hand] [Cuts to the Spy] Spy: (Smoking a cigarette) "One shudders to imagine what inhumane thoughts lie behind that mask!" [Cuts to the Pyro firing his flamethrower, while burning down a building] Spy: What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty...

Notes

• The title card displays "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL" on the bottom right corner, a recurring joke throughout the Meet the Team videos.
• The matchbox on the title card has a picture of a stuffed unicorn on it, similar to the one seen later in the video.
• This is the last Meet the Team video, presumably concluding the series. To emphasize this, Valve has simultaneously released the Source Filmmaker, the tool used to produce all the movies.
• At 1:02, a Soldier doll quite similiar to Sergeant Plushie (http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=9975) can be seen in the right, next to the house.
• The song played when viewing the world through the Pyro's eyes is called Do You Believe in Magic by The Lovin' Spoonful.

Gallery

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  Meet the Pyro Titlecard

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  Wallpaper.

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  The Pyro using the Scorch Shot on a Scout, as seen in the video.

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  The Pyro holding the Scorch Shot.

See also

• Meet the Team