Medic responses

Voice Responses are contextually triggered voice responses that play after the player has achieved something, for example killing a certain amount of enemies with a primary or melee weapon, or has triggered something, for example being set on fire. The Medic has several vocal responses, all of which are listed below (excluding voice commands).

Kill-related responses

After killing more than 1 Enemy in 20 seconds with a Primary or Melee weapon

"Eins, zwei, drei... Ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags." (Translation: "One, two, three...") "Haha! Vat a bloodbasz!"

After killing more than 3 Enemies in 20 seconds with a Primary or Melee weapon

"Zat was doktor-assisted homicide!" "The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting." "Oops! Zat was not medicine!" "Can you feel ze Schadenfreude?" ("Schadenfreude" is a German compound noun referring to the taking of pleasure in the pain of others.)

Kill assist

"Danke, Kamerad!" (German for "Thanks, Comrade!") "Ve did it, Kamerad!"

Domination-related responses

Domination

"Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!" Long laugh Long laugh 2 Happy laugh Happy laugh 2 Happy laugh 3 "Come over here. I promise I will heal you!" Evil laugh Evil laugh 2 Short laugh

Revenge Kill

"Stupendous!" "Shweinhunds." "Shweinhunds!" "Dummkopfs!"

Event-related Responses

Round Start

"Raus, Raus!" (Translation: "Go, Go!") "Forward!" "Heil, us!" (Translation: "Hail, us!") "Hyaaaa!" "Horrido!" (German Hunting/War cry) "Gesundheit!" (Translation: "To your health!"/"Bless you" [Sarcastic])

Sudden Death

"Fess..." (Translation: "So tired...") "Iz zere a point to your lives?" "My skill is VASTED on zis team!" "DUMMKOPFS!"(Translation: "Idiots!") "Booo!" "You are trying my patience!" "Teeeeeeam!" (Likely a reference to Colonel Klink's "Schuuuulllllttttz!" from Hogan's Heroes.) "Velcome to the 've lose vonce again'-fest." "Ach, was ist los?" (Translation: "Gah, what's the matter?") "From now on, losing is verboten!" (Translation: "Forbidden") "Schweinhunds!" (Translation: "Pig-dogs!")

Stalemate

"Zis... is unacceptable!" "Anyone still alive has let me down!" "Dawww..." "Schweinhunds!" (Again, the grammatically correct version is "Schweinehunde!") "Awwww..." "Aiii..." "Hawww!"

Set on Fire

"Fire, fire, fire!" "Fiiiiire!" "I am on fire!" "Everyone, I am on fire!" "I am melting!" (A reference to the Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz.)

Destruction(s)

"Good to go!" "Did ze Fräuleins have zeir Mittelschmerz?" (Literal translation: "Did the ladies have their menstrual cramps?")

Hit by Jarate or Mad Milk

"Raaah..." "MNAAH!" "Awwww..." "Aiii..." "Hawww!"

Teleportation

"Danke, Engineer!" "Danke, mein (my) hard-hatted friend!" "Zank you, Engineer!"

Healed by Medic

"Zank you, Herr Doktor!" "Danke, Herr Doktor!"

Under the effects of an ÜberCharge

"Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting." "Ze healing leaves little time for ze hurting." "Good to go!"

Initiating High Five! taunt

"Jawohl." (Translation: "Yes sir!")

Successful High Five! taunt

"Excellent!"

Objective-related responses

After capturing Intelligence

"How embarrassing. Zey let a man of science escape with ze papers!" "Papers, please." "Vere are your precious papers now, Dummkopfs?"

After capturing control point

"Anuhza successful procedure!" "Zey are veakened!" "I am prepared to do vatever it takes!"

Standing on captured point, firing weapon

"Get on ze point, Dummkopf!" "Stand on ze point, Schweinhund!" "Idiot, get on ze point!" "Idiot, stand on ze point!" "Standing near ze point does nussing. Get on ze point, Dummkopf!"

Defense

"Schweinhunds." "Ha!" "I am ze Übermensch!" (Translation: "I am the Overlord/Superman!", most likely an allusion to Nietzsche's Übermensch) "Oktoberfest!" "Vell done!" "It looks like Dummkopffest!"

Mann vs. Machine responses

Setup/Between Waves

Ready to play

"Ready!" "I cannot vait, hah!"

Ready to play, but other players are not

"Who is not ready?"

Wave finished, near an Upgrade Station

"I should upgrade." "Get to an upgrade station, schnell!" "Upgrade! Uppengraden everyvun!" ("Uppengraden" is not a real word.)

After accessing an Upgrade Station

"Ooh, much better." "I feel like a million Deutschmarks!" (Correct German would be "Deutsche Mark".) "Laughs I am a god." "Oh, I am going to murder so many robots."

During a Wave

Collecting Credits after a kill

"Come on! Collect zhe money!" "Free money! Free money!" "Everyvun! Freee money!" "Ooh, money!"

Teammate places a Sapper on a Robot

"Sapping a robot." "Zhe robot is sapped."

Enemy Sniper

"Sniper!"

Sentry Buster incoming

"Sentry Buster!"

Sentry Buster destroyed

"Sentry Buster is destroyed!"

Bomb dropped

"Zhe bomb is clear." "Zhe bomb carrier is down."

Bomb picked up

"Bomb!" "Zhey have a bomb!" "Another bomb!"

Bomb carrier upgrades

"Zhe bomb carrier is looking angry!" "Zhe bomb carrier is getting angrier!" "Zhe bomb carrier is furious!"

Giant Robot deployed

"Überbot!"

Giant Robot is picks up bomb

"The Überbot has a bomb!"

Giant Robot is destroyed

"Zhe Überbot is destroyed."

Tank incoming

"Taaank!"

Tank in Alert Zone

"The tank is dropping a bomb!"

Shooting at tank

"Shoot zhe tank!" "Kill zhat tank!" "Shoot at ein Kraftmaschine!" (Translation: "Shoot at [the] machine!")

Teammate is killed

"Scout is dead!" "Pyro is dead!" "Soldier is dead!" "Demo is dead!" "Heavy is dead!" "Engie is dead!" "Medic is dead!" "Sniper is dead!" "Spy is dead!"

All other teammates are dead

Laughs "It's just you and me, robots!"

Miscellaneous

"Oh, I vill tear you apart, bolt by bolt!"

After a Wave

Won

"Ve have done it!" "Robots, haha!" Hysterical laughter "Death to robots!"

Lost

"Oh, zhis is not gut." "Ach, ve deserve to lose." "Zhe flesh is veak." "Robots are our masters."

Dueling

Starting a Duel

"I'm going to saw through your bones!" "I am prepared to do vatever it takes!" "Prepare for your examination... (laughs)" "You are trying my patience!"

Duel Accepted

"Hyaaaa!" "Wunderbar!" (Translation: "Wonderful!") "Ja." (Translation: "Yes.") "Jawohl." (Translation: "Yes, please.")

Duel Rejected

"Zis... is unacceptable!" "You are... schtupid!" "Hawww!" "Booo!" "Schweinhunds!"

Class-specific responses

Upon full ÜberCharge Meter

"Ready to charge!" "I am fully charged." "I am charged."

Activating a Medi Gun ÜberCharge

"Now go!" "Get zem. Raus, Raus!" (Translation: "Get them. Go, Go!") "Schnell! Go get zem!" (Translation: "Hurry! Go get them!")

Activating a Kritzkrieg or Quick-Fix ÜberCharge

"Auf Wiedersehen... Schweinehunds!" (Translation: Goodbye, pig-dogs!) "Auf wiedersehen, Dummkopfs!" (Translation: "Goodbye, idiots!")

Melee Kill

(Quietly) Did zat sting? (Louder) Saw-ry! ("Sorry" with extra emphasis on first syllable)

Unused Responses

Unknown Condition

"Hello, Fräuleins!" (Cheery, taunting voice) (Translation: "Hello, Ladies!")