User:SLBros

POW, HAHA

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It's for the Polycount Update? Ok then, prepare for an amazing update. In 2012. — SLBros's reaction to the new TF2 Open Beta

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Here's a touching story. I am French, and i'm translating this Wiki in French. THE END.

My main classes are the (offensive) Engineer and the Spy. My Steam profile can be found here.

Userboxes

This user is an employee of RED.	No smoking please!	This user want a lot of hats, and he will probably never get one of those.	This user is a Heavy Hater. "Eat it, fatty!"
This user crafted away a lot of items for the Golden Wrench. Stoopid!	en-1 This user has basic knowledge of English.	fr Cet utilisateur a pour langue maternelle le français.	This user is an Engineer. “I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!”
This user has earned 292 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 56%!	This user has a Team Fortress 2 Backpack which can be found here.	This user has spent 553 hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2!	This user owns 8 hats! (Probably 7 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)
Wrench smashin' mah Spy!	This user is buildin' a Sentry	This user is French, Gentlemen.	This user drinks too much Coca-Cola.
This user enjoys Portal.	This user owns The Orange Box.	This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.	File:Weegeeuserbox.png This user got his Mercenary back. Thanks a lot, Steam Support!
This user has had the honor of being backstabbed by a Community Knife.	x42px This user had played with Mecha The Slug. This user is also proud of nothing.	This user is a ETF2L Highlander Community Challenge participant.	This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Wrench.
This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.	This user is an offensineer. "You ladies shoulda' oughta' brought some menfolk with ya."	This user watches the Recent Changes log.	This user has failcraft 1 time!

This user loves rocking out with his Earbuds.

This user has earned the Alien Swarm Parasite hat.

This user owns the Lumbricus Lid.

This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: March 15, 2010 (15:47:12 GMT)

Weapons and Hats

Check my backpack for more information.

Weapon Checklist Scout Primary Force-A-Nature Australium Force-A-Nature Shortstop Soda Popper Back Scatter Baby Face's Blaster Festive Scattergun Australium Scattergun Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I Secondary Bonk! Atomic Punch Lugermorph Crit-a-Cola Mad Milk Winger Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol Flying Guillotine Festive Bonk! Atomic Punch Mutated Milk C.A.P.P.E.R Festive Pistol Melee Sandman Holy Mackerel Candy Cane Boston Basher Sun-On-A-Stick Fan O'War Three-Rune Blade Atomizer Batsaber Unarmed Combat Wrap Assassin Festive Bat Festive Holy Mackerel Soldier Primary Direct Hit Black Box Rocket Jumper Liberty Launcher Cow Mangler 5000 Original Festive Rocket Launcher Beggar's Bazooka Air Strike Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II Australium Rocket Launcher Australium Black Box Secondary Buff Banner Gunboats Battalion's Backup Concheror Mantreads Reserve Shooter Righteous Bison Festive Buff Banner B.A.S.E. Jumper Panic Attack Melee Equalizer Pain Train Half-Zatoichi Disciplinary Action Market Gardener Escape Plan Pyro Primary Backburner Degreaser Phlogistinator Festive Flame Thrower Rainblower Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I Dragon's Fury Nostromo Napalmer Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II Australium Flame Thrower Secondary Flare Gun Detonator Reserve Shooter Manmelter Scorch Shot Thermal Thruster Gas Passer Panic Attack Melee Axtinguisher Homewrecker Powerjack Back Scratcher Sharpened Volcano Fragment Maul Postal Pummeler Third Degree Hot Hand Lollichop Neon Annihilator Festive Axtinguisher Australium Axtinguisher Demoman Primary Loch-n-Load Ali Baba's Wee Booties Bootlegger Loose Cannon Festive Grenade Launcher B.A.S.E. Jumper Iron Bomber Australium Grenade Launcher Secondary Chargin' Targe Scottish Resistance Sticky Jumper Splendid Screen Tide Turner Quickiebomb Launcher Festive Stickybomb Launcher Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II Australium Stickybomb Launcher Festive Chargin' Targe Melee Eyelander Pain Train Scotsman's Skullcutter Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker Ullapool Caber Claidheamh Mòr Half-Zatoichi Persian Persuader Nessie's Nine Iron Scottish Handshake Festive Eyelander Australium Eyelander Heavy Primary Natascha Iron Curtain Brass Beast Tomislav Festive Minigun Huo-Long Heater Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II Australium Minigun Australium Tomislav Secondary Sandvich Dalokohs Bar Buffalo Steak Sandvich Fishcake Family Business Robo-Sandvich Festive Sandvich Second Banana Panic Attack Melee Killing Gloves of Boxing Gloves of Running Urgently Warrior's Spirit Fists of Steel Eviction Notice Apoco-Fists Holiday Punch Bread Bite Engineer Primary Frontier Justice Widowmaker Pomson 6000 Rescue Ranger Festive Frontier Justice Australium Frontier Justice Panic Attack Secondary Lugermorph Wrangler Short Circuit C.A.P.P.E.R Festive Wrangler Giger Counter Melee Golden Wrench Gunslinger Southern Hospitality Jag Eureka Effect Festive Wrench Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II Australium Wrench Medic Primary Blutsauger Crusader's Crossbow Overdose Australium Blutsauger Secondary Kritzkrieg Quick-Fix Festive Medi Gun Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I Vaccinator Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II Australium Medi Gun Melee Übersaw Vita-Saw Amputator Solemn Vow Festive Ubersaw Sniper Primary Huntsman Sydney Sleeper Bazaar Bargain Machina Festive Sniper Rifle Hitman's Heatmaker Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I Shooting Star Classic AWPer Hand Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I Festive Huntsman Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II Australium Sniper Rifle Fortified Compound Secondary Jarate Razorback Darwin's Danger Shield Cozy Camper Cleaner's Carbine Australium SMG Festive Jarate Self-Aware Beauty Mark Melee Tribalman's Shiv Bushwacka Shahanshah Spy Secondary Ambassador Big Kill L'Etranger Enforcer Diamondback Festive Ambassador Australium Ambassador Melee Your Eternal Reward Conniver's Kunai Big Earner Wanga Prick Sharp Dresser Spy-cicle Black Rose Festive Knife Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II Australium Knife PDA 2 Dead Ringer Cloak and Dagger Enthusiast's Timepiece Quäckenbirdt Building Festive Sapper Red-Tape Recorder Ap-Sap Snack Attack All classes Melee Frying Pan† Saxxy Conscientious Objector† Freedom Staff† Bat Outta Hell† Memory Maker† Ham Shank† Golden Frying Pan Necro Smasher‡ Prinny Machete Crossing Guard† Key  Obtained  Wanted  Unobtained  Previously but no longer possessed † Usable by all classes except Engineer and Spy ‡ Usable by all classes except Spy Template:Dictionary/items/ Mercenary Level 5 Badge

Hat Checklist Scout Batter's Helmet Bonk Helm Ye Olde Baker Boy Baseball Bill's Sports Shine Troublemaker's Tossle Cap Whoopee Cap Milkman Bombing Run Flipped Trilby Superfan Hero's Tail El Jefe Backwards Ballcap Hermes Hot Dogger Wrap Battler Big Elfin Deal Front Runner Cross-Comm Express Fed-Fightin' Fedora Void Monk Hair Robot Running Man Crafty Hair Hanger-On Hood Wilson Weave Bonk Leadwear Bot Dogger Ye Oiled Baker Boy Soldier Soldier's Stash Tyrant's Helm Stainless Pot Killer's Kabuto Sergeant's Drill Hat Lumbricus Lid Grenadier's Softcap Chieftain's Challenge Stout Shako Dr's Dapper Topper Exquisite Rack Defiant Spartan Hero's Hachimaki Honcho's Headgear Brain Bucket Team Captain Furious Fukaamigasa Jumper's Jeepcap Armored Authority Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet Stahlhelm Hat With No Name Salty Dog Idiot Box Infernal Impaler Lucky Shot Conquistador Battle Bob Cross-Comm Crash Helmet Helmet Without a Home Tin Pot Crafty Hair War Pig Zipperface Chief Constable Soldier's Slope Scopers Doe-Boy Full Metal Drill Hat Steel Shako Tyrantium Helmet Pyro Pyro's Beanie Brigade Helm Respectless Rubber Glove Triboniophorus Tyrannus Vintage Merryweather Attendant Old Guadalajara Napper's Respite Handyman's Handle Madame Dixie Pyromancer's Mask Prancer's Pride Dead Cone Hottie's Hoodie Connoisseur's Cap Stately Steel Toe Birdcage Little Buddy Flamboyant Flamenco Blazing Bull Bubble Pipe Head Warmer Waxy Wayfinder Triclops Area 451 Wraith Wrap DethKapp Person in the Iron Mask Necronomicrown Bolted Birdcage Electric Escorter Firewall Helmet Metal Slug Plumber's Pipe Pyro's Boron Beanie Respectless Robo-Glove Demoman Demoman's Fro Glengarry Bonnet Scotsman's Stove Pipe Hustler's Hallmark Tippler's Tricorne Sober Stuntman Carouser's Capotain Rimmed Raincatcher Scotch Bonnet Prince Tavish's Crown Samur-Eye Private Eye Reggaelator Conjurer's Cowl Sultan's Ceremonial Tam O' Shanter Mask of the Shaman Tavish DeGroot Experience Buccaneer's Bicorne Hair of the Dog Bolgan Grenadier Helm K-9 Mane Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return) Wilson Weave Bolted Bicorne Broadband Bonnet Cyborg Stunt Helmet FR-0 Pure Tin Capotain Strontium Stove Pipe Heavy Football Helmet Officer's Ushanka Tough Guy's Toque Hound Dog Heavy Duty Rag Pugilist's Protector Hard Counter Cadaver's Cranium Dealer's Visor Coupe D'isaster Big Chief Magnificent Mongolian Dread Knot Team Captain Capo's Capper Copper's Hard Top Pilotka Dragonborn Helmet Storm Spirit's Jolly Hat Gym Rat One-Man Army Outdoorsman Can Opener War Head U-clank-a Crafty Hair Soviet Gentleman Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap K-9 Mane Grand Duchess Tiara Brock's Locks Carl Pounding Father Wilson Weave Bunsen Brave Gridiron Guardian Tungsten Toque Engineer Mining Light Texas Ten Gallon Engineer's Cap Texas Slim's Dome Shine Hotrod Safe'n'Sound Buckaroo's Hat Industrial Festivizer Big Country Professor's Peculiarity Hetman's Headpiece Western Wear Ol' Geezer Clockwerk's Helm Pencil Pusher Virtual Reality Headset Buzz Killer Tin-1000 Crafty Hair Master Mind Barnstormer Last Straw Vox Diabolus Wilson Weave Data Mining Light Plug-In Prospector Texas Tin-Gallon Timeless Topper Medic Prussian Pickelhaube Vintage Tyrolean Otolaryngologist's Mirror Physician's Procedure Mask Ze Goggles Gentleman's Gatsby Berliner's Bucket Helm German Gonzila Geisha Boy Medic's Mountain Cap Grimm Hatte Private Eye Team Captain Doctor's Sack Planeswalker Helm Surgeon's Stahlhelm Einstein Gentleman's Ushanka Crafty Hair Combat Medic's Crusher Cap Wilson Weave Halogen Head Lamp Platinum Pickelhaube Titanium Tyrolean Virus Doctor Sniper Trophy Belt Professional's Panama Master's Yellow Belt Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative Shooter's Sola Topi Bloke's Bucket Hat Ol' Snaggletooth Larrikin Robin Crocleather Slouch Desert Marauder Anger Your Worst Nightmare Swagman's Swatter Holy Hunter Bushman's Boonie Fruit Shoot Flamingo Kid Liquidator's Lid Lone Star Bolted Bushman Stovepipe Sniper Shako Cold Killer Sydney Straw Boat Bloodhound Letch's LED Shooter's Tin Topi Soldered Sensei Spy Fancy Fedora Backbiter's Billycock Magistrate's Mullet Frenchman's Beret Familiar Fez Détective Noir Private Eye Charmer's Chapeau Janissary Ketche Cosa Nostra Cap Nanobalaclava Counterfeit Billycock L'Inspecteur Under Cover Dashin' Hashshashin Ninja Cowl Stealth Steeler Hat of Cards Lacking Moral Fiber Mask Bloodhound Base Metal Billycock Bootleg Base Metal Billycock All classes Cheater's Lament Ghastly Gibus Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask Bill's Hat Modest Pile of Hat Noble Amassment of Hats Towering Pillar of Hats Max's Severed Head Alien Swarm Parasite Mann Co. Cap Wiki Cap Ellis' Cap Ghastlier Gibus Halloween Masks Saxton Hale Mask Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head Voodoo Juju Spine-Chilling Skull Horrific Headsplitter Treasure Hunt Hat A Rather Festive Tree World Traveler's Hat Athletic Supporter Humanitarian's Hachimaki Benefactor's Kanmuri Magnanimous Monarch Aperture Labs Hard Hat Frontline Field Recorder Lo-Fi Longwave Spiral Sallet Proof of Purchase Summer Hat Company Man Party Hat Killer Exclusive Manniversary Paper Hat Ghastlierest Gibus Seal Mask MONOCULUS! Spine-Chilling Skull 2011 Point and Shoot Top Notch B.M.O.C. Brown Bomber Ebenezer Full Head Of Steam Holiday Headcase Warsworn Helmet Dueler Philateler Gifting Man From Gifting Land Bolt Action Blitzer Gentle Munitionne of Leisure Robot Chicken Hat Human Cannonball Ghostly Gibus Skull Island Topper Crone's Dome Executioner Cockfighter That '70s Chapeau Mann Co. Online Cap Antlers Tough Stuff Muffs Brütal Bouffant TF2VRH Conspiracy Cap Public Accessor Galvanized Gibus Modest Metal Pile of Scrap Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats Key  Obtained  Wanted  Unobtained  Previously but no longer possessed

Special items history

N°	Items	Drop/Craft/Other	Date (approximate)
1		Achievement	~Fri, 16 Apr 2010 18:31:01
---		Event, then i deleted it by error	Nope.avi
2		++	~Sat, 05 Jun 2010 12:40:25
3		Event	~Sat, 12 Jun 2010 13:23:55
4		++	~Tue, 06 Jul 2010 06:29:10
5		Event	~Tue, 20 Jul 2010 11:45:32
6		Drop	~Wed, 28 Jul 2010 11:55:33
7		++	~Sat, 31 Jul 2010 12:36:14
8		Re-drop, thanks Steam Support!	~Wed, 11 Aug 2010 13:18:32
9		Drop	~Sat, 21 Aug 2010 12:42:18
10		Event	~Wed, 25 Aug 2010 22:17:55
11		++	~Sat, 4 Sep 2010 13:53:27

Loadout

Class	Primary	Secondary	Melee	Hat	Misc	Why?
Scout	Scattergun	Crit-a-Cola	Sandman	Troublemaker's Tossle Cap	Earbuds	I use the Scattergun due to his power and how many shots he can give. With the Crit-A-Cola, it can be very usefull on a group of players. I use the Sandman for the taunt. But in Arena, i use the Bat, due to his +15HP.
Soldier	Rocket Launcher	Shotgun	Equalizer	Lumbricus Lid	Earbuds	The splash dammage of the Rocket Launcher is better for players who can't aim targets - me. The Shotgun is very usefull in a duel, because of its power at short range. And the Equalizer...why not? It's a perfect weapon.
Pyro	Flamethrower	Shotgun	Homewrecker	Brigade Helm	Mercenary	The airblast of the Flamethrower is very usefull, and i hate hiding myself just to kill someone from behind. The Shotgun is usefull in more cases than the Flare Gun (but it's fun to kill Snipers with the Flare Gun.). And the Homewrecker is very, very usefull for defensive Engineers. Believe me, it makes you meet new friends.
Demoman	Grenade launcher	Stickybomb Launcher	Bottle	Ghastly Gibus	Mercenary	I'm an offensive Demoman, so i don't need 14 stickies, 8 is enough. The Bottle and his +25HP is good, you can do more StickyJumps with that. And... i hate playing as a Demoknight.
Heavy	Minigun	Sandvich	Fists	Officer's Ushanka	Mercenary	Nothing to explain, the base stuff is good, and the Sandvich is usefull for teammates and when there's no medikits. And POW, HAHA
Engineer	Frontier Justice	Wrangler	Gunslinger	Ghastly Gibus	Earbuds	I'm an offensive Engineer. That means i need to build Sentries fast (instead of building more than 1), and control them with the Wrangler, because of the fire rate, the shield, and just because i want to kill who i want. The Frontier Justice is great if you're skilled enough to kill someone with the Mini-Sentries, but 2 crits is not enough. I need more crits to kill the ennemy/to run away.
Medic	Syringe Gun	Medigun	Ubersaw	Alien Swarm Parasite	Mercenary	Nothing to say here. The Ubersäw is just very usefull. Maybe overpowered.
Sniper	Huntsman	Submachine Gun	Tribalman's Shiv	Professional's Panama	Earbuds	This is just my Loadout for the offensive Sniper. It's easier to aim with the Huntsman at short range, and the SMG helps to finish targets. The Tribalman's too. In defense, i'm using Sniper Rifle/Jarate/Kukri. The Kukri has a high crit-on-hit chance, and the Jarate is usefull for teammates.
Spy	Revolver	Cloak and Dagger	Knife	Ghastly Gibus	Mercenary	Depending of the situation, i'm using the Dead Ringer or the Cloak & Dagger. Both are usefull. The Revolver is more powerfull, but headshooting Snipers with the Ambassador is also very fun, it makes people rage.