User:General coolio

ShadowRock

Er, also known as General_Coolio.

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Well, hi. This is me. I've been an avid player of TF2 since a couple months after it came out, and I've finally decided I would try to give back a little to the community. I might not necessarily be an insider, but I know my stuff, and if I don't I learn it as soon as possible.

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This user owns 8 hats! (Probably 7 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)

This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at INFINITY frames per second.

This user has a Steam profile, which he won't tell you about.

This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”

This user is a Grizzled Veteran. Hire Date: 12/26/2007

This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.

This user owns The Orange Box.

This user enjoys Portal.

This user likes Half-Life 2.

Me Being A Terrible Person

I secondhand stole this little table, but I really really like it. Sorry.

Class	Primary	Secondary	Melee	Hat	Reasoning
Lanky, Runny Thing	The Vintage Force-A-Nature	Bonk! Atomic Punch	The Vintage Sandman		Yea, I don't play scout if I am sane. It's my worst class. It's play scout sometimes on that Orange X map, but after the Pain Train came out, I pretty much just stuck to rocket jumping onto the point and using the 2X capture, rather than getting shot to death half-way there.
Rocket Man	The Vintage Direct Hit	Vintage Gunboats	Vintage Equalizer	Ghastly Gibus	Sometimes I miss the splash damage, but the direct hit is superb if you have a terrible habit of running into enemy fire until you're point-blank. I'll tend to switch gunboats and shotgun a lot dependant on whether I have to get to a tower or not. If it's really close, I can just take out a close enemy. If I've got to run around a lot, I'll use the shotgun as a backup. Equalizer is simply quick caps.
Myyyrrpphhrr	The Vintage Backburner	Shotgun	The Vintage Homewrecker	Respectless Rubber Glove	Pyro is by-far my favourite class. All I have to do is run back and forth, flinging my flames wherever they shall travel. Nobody ever makes it past my flame. A lot of maps I play on tend to have me running around players rather than facing them, so it's easier for me to get a quick crit from a lucky angle than it is reflecting a rocket. The homewrecker is great for removing sappers, which is really all I use it for. The glove is just good fashion sense.
Patchy the Pirate	Grenade Launcher	Stickybomb Launcher	Bottle	Ghastly Gibus	I play Demoman so rarely I don't think it's even worth it to comment on this class.
Boomer	Natascha	Dalokohs Bar	Fists	Hound Dog	I like switching between Natascha and the Sasha, but I love the Dalokohs Bar in lieu of the Sandvich. I can always eat the bar in spawn for a boost, and then by the time I've been maimed I'll be ready to eat it again. I forget what I use for fists.
Hard Hat	Shotgun	Wrangler	Wrench	Texas Ten Gallon	...
Medic	Syringe Gun	Medigun	Ubersaw	Prussian Pickelhaube	...
Sniper	Huntsman	Jarate	Tribalman's Shiv	Noble Amassment of Hats	...!
Spy	Revolver	Cloak and Dagger	Knife	Frenchman's Beret	...

This user can't think of fun things to do with his userpage, so he steals them from others!

I believe that's about it, until I can think of something else or at least learn how to do more stuff wiki-wise.