User:General coolio

ShadowRock

Er, also known as General_Coolio.

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Well, hi. This is me. I've been an avid player of TF2 since a couple months after it came out, and I've finally decided I would try to give back a little to the community. I might not necessarily be an insider, but I know my stuff, and if I don't I learn it as soon as possible.

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This user owns 8 hats! (Probably 7 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)

This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at INFINITY frames per second.

This user has a Steam profile, which he won't tell you about.

This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”

This user is a Grizzled Veteran. Hire Date: 12/26/2007

This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.

This user owns The Orange Box.

This user enjoys Portal.

This user likes Half-Life 2.

This user is AWESOME

Thanks, Firestorm.

Me Being A Terrible Person

Thanks for the help, Infi! I secondhand stole this little table, but I really really like it. Sorry.

Class	Primary	Secondary	Melee	Hat	Reasoning
Lanky, Runny Thing	The Vintage Force-A-Nature	Bonk! Atomic Punch	The Vintage Sandman		Yea, I don't play scout if I am sane. It's my worst class. It's play scout sometimes on that Orange X map, but after the Pain Train came out, I pretty much just stuck to rocket jumping onto the point and using the 2X capture, rather than getting shot to death half-way there.
Rocket Man	The Vintage Direct Hit	Vintage Gunboats	Vintage Equalizer	Ghastly Gibus	Sometimes I miss the splash damage, but the direct hit is superb if you have a terrible habit of running into enemy fire until you're point-blank. I'll tend to switch gunboats and shotgun a lot dependant on whether I have to get to a tower or not. If it's really close, I can just take out a close enemy. If I've got to run around a lot, I'll use the shotgun as a backup. Equalizer is simply quick caps.
Myyyrrpphhrr	The Vintage Backburner	Shotgun	The Vintage Homewrecker	Respectless Rubber Glove	Pyro is by-far my favourite class. All I have to do is run back and forth, flinging my flames wherever they shall travel. Nobody ever makes it past my flame. A lot of maps I play on tend to have me running around players rather than facing them, so it's easier for me to get a quick crit from a lucky angle than it is reflecting a rocket. The homewrecker is great for removing sappers, which is really all I use it for. The glove is just good fashion sense.
Patchy the Pirate	Grenade Launcher	Stickybomb Launcher	Bottle	Ghastly Gibus	I play Demoman so rarely I don't think it's even worth it to comment on this class.
Boomer	Natascha	Dalokohs Bar	Fists	Hound Dog	I like switching between Natascha and the Sasha, but I love the Dalokohs Bar in lieu of the Sandvich. I can always eat the bar in spawn for a boost, and then by the time I've been maimed I'll be ready to eat it again. I forget what I use for fists.
Hard Hat	The Vintage Gunslinger	Wrangler	The Vintage Southern Hospitality	Texas Slim's Dome Shine	Who wouldn't want a robot hand? I really don't play engy that often, though. I'll switch between normal PDA and Gunslinger as needed. It took me forever to craft my first hat, it ended up being a hatless, and the Polycount Pack was released the next week. Rage.
Questionable Physician	File:Item icon Blutsaughter.png The Vintage Blutsaughter	Medigun	Ubersaw	Vintage Ze Goggles	I play medic solely when we're either at the end of an assault, or our first is being captured. I do not enjoy playing medic anymore because nobody takes any initiative to actually protect their medic, and I get dragged out into the open or left in a ditch.
Bodyshot	The Vintage Huntsman	Vintage Jarate	Vintage Tribalman's Shiv		I like playing sniper. The problem is that servers don't tend to control them, so no matter what map I play I end up having a team with 12 snipers, a medic and heavy, and me. The options are either be an attack sniper (use huntsman), or pick a different class. I usually just go back to pyro.
Probably Smells Too	The Vintage Ambassador	The Vintage Cloak and Dagger	Knife		I play sniper immediately after either getting killed by about 12 snipers at once, or after being dominated by one pesky sniper or several other enemies. It's a quick way for me to wipe the grins off their faces. The Ambassador partly because it gets rid of the snipers that think they're so clever using a Razorback, and partly because it looks cool. The Cloak and Dagger works great with one of those Xbox 360 controllers for PC, because you can crawl along the map without losing any cloak energy, so you can dodge things in the nick of time without worrying about flickers. It's a great class when I don't feel like concentrating, and sometimes I follow my targets around and talk to them, so they fire blindly and never hit me. Fun fact: you can crouch directly in front of someone and they'll probably never hit you unless they see you. Wait, does that make me a sociopath?

This user can't think of fun things to do with his userpage, so he steals them from others!

I believe that's about it, until I can think of something else or at least learn how to do more stuff wiki-wise.