Scout responses

General Responses

After Killing More than 1 Enemy in 20 Seconds With a Primary Weapon

• "That's what I'm talking about!"
• [Evil Laughter]
• [Happy Laughter]
• [Happy Laughter 2] "You got owned!"
• [Happy Laughter 3]
• [Happy Laughter 4]
• [Long Laughter] "Yeah...yeah!"
• [Long Laughter 2]
• "Not so tough now are ya? Are ya?!"
• "You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort. "

Dominating a Scout

• "Hit the bricks pal, you're done."
• "Ha ha! Look at you! You look like you ran through traffic!"
• "Hey knucklehead, you ain't gonna win."
• "Oh what, you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?"
• "Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy."
• "I will never... stop... killing you."
• "You... are... terrible!"
• "I am the Scout here!"
• "Dis map ain't big enough for da two of us!"
• "Hid da road, bozo, let a real Scout get ta work!"

Dominating a Soldier

• "Yo, I'm not even wearing a helmet!"
• "What is your major malfunction, brudda?"
• "Drop dead and give me 20!"
• "You're a disgrace to ya uniform, pal!"
• (Imitating Soldier)"Dis-missed!"
• "Dere ain't enough crits in da world ta kill me!"

Dominating a Pyro

• "Ey, who's on fire now?"
• "Yo, if ya didn't want me ta kill ya, ya shoulda said somethin'!"
• "It's starting to bore me how much you suck."
• "Repeat after me: 'muhmuhmuh I'm dead!'"
• "Take dat, ya dumb, bib-wearin' dope!"
• "Eat it, ya mute frickin' moron!"
• "Yeah, nice moves, mumbles!"

Dominating a Demoman

• "Yeah, next time, try two eyes!"
• "Y'just got freakin' dominated knucklehead awright let's do this."
• "I don't usually kill morons this fast."
• "Blow that up, cyclops!"
• "The best man won, ya bomb-throwing drunk!"
• "Your clock just got cleaned, rummy!"
• "'Depth perception', pal, look into it."

Dominating a Heavy

• "I am owning you, you fat, bald bastard!"
• "Today ain't ya day, pancakes!"
• "Drink it in, pal. That's how failure tastes."
• "Would you just look at you? I mean, look at you."
• "$400,000 to fire that gun, huh? Yeah, money well spent!"
• "Dem $200 bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are dey?"
• "I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight. Whad'ya think about that?"
• "Ain't so hard now, are ya, fat-cakes?"
• "I... eat... your...sandwiches. I eat 'em up!" (a reference to the "milkshake" quote from the film "There Will Be Blood")
• "Nice hustle, 'tons of fun!' Next time, eat a salad!"
• "Hey lard-fat, those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do thay?
• "I am owning you, you fat, bald, fatty fat... fat fat!"

Dominating an Engineer

• "Ey, here's something you can invent next time: Ducking!"
• "Here's something you shoulda built: A Not-Dyin'-Machine!"
• "Don't bring a wrench to a gunfight!"
• "Here's a schematic for ya: My ass!"
• "Hey overalls! You suck!"
• "Lotta good dat hardhat didja!"
• "Is that all you got, moron?"

Dominating a Medic

• "Diagnosis: You suck!"
• "Ooh hoo hoo, ya gun shoots medicine! It's intimidatin'!"
• "Where's your precious Hippo-crates now?"
• "Domination. Look it up.
• "If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free."
• "You're gettin' dominated, chucklehead!"
• "Real nice effort, Deutsch-bag!" ("Deutsch" is German for "German")
• "I... hate... doctors!"
• "[sigh] Docta, docta, docta..."

Dominating a Sniper

• "Look at this, just caved in your skull- my Bat's still dry. No clumps a' hair, nothin'."
• "Snipe dat, ya frickin' coward!"
• "That fancy scope of yours, bet ya got a REAL good view of me killin' ya!"
• "You camped da whole time for dis?!"
• "It was a mercy killin', ya live in a... camper van!"
• "You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny! I got a frickin'... such a tiny li'l head!"

Dominating a Spy

• "Disguise dat!"
• "Dominated, ya shapeshiftin' rat!"
• "Hard ta stab a guy in da back when he's beatin' ya freakin' head in, huh?"
• "Hehey, look, you shape shifted into a dead guy!"

Revenge Kill

• "Bang! I make it look easy!"
• "I did it"
• "If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free."
• "Wassamatter, y'freakin' stupid?"
• "Hey, nice shootin' there!"
• "I wasted you!"
• "How do ya like me now, blockhead?"
• "Ya like that, chucklenuts?
• "Boom! I'm back, dummy!"
• "Remember me? Yeah, ya do!"
• Don't you ever cross me again!
• "What have we learned? I always win!"
• "Who's the tough guy now, huh tough-guy?"
• "Still think you're funny, funny-man?"
• "Ya got anything smart ta say now?"

Teleportation

• "Thanks for the ride!"
• "Hey good job there, hardhat!"
• "Thanks for that, tough guy!"

Healed by Medic

• [deep exhale] Yeah, thanks, doc.
• Thanks, doc.
• Alright, I feel good.

After Capturing Intelligence

• "Yeah, it's ours now!"
• "I'm not even winded."
• "I got it, I got it, I got it!"
• "Is-is anyone even payin' attention ta me?"

After Capturing Control Point

• "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
• "Yeah!"
• "I got it, I got it!"
• "No problem!"

Standing on captured Point, firing weapon

• "Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!"
• "Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!"

Attacking: Cart Goes Forward

• "Push!"
• "Mush, you lazy bums!"
• "Keep pushin' it!"
• "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
• "Keep it movin', guys!"
• "Go, go, go!"
• "Push da freakin' cart!"
• "Keep dat cart movin'!"
• "C'mon, move da cart!"

Attacking: Cart Goes Back

• "Dat ain't da right way, guys!"
• "What da hell's goin' on?"
• "Aw, cripes, da cart!"
• "Is someone gonna push da freakin' cart?"
• "Da cart's movin' backwards!"
• "Aw, jeez, da cart!"
• "No, no, no! The cart!"
• "Anyone else pushing dis thing?"

Defending: Cart Goes Forward

• "We gotta stop dat thing!"
• "Aw, jeez guys, we gotta stop it!"
• "What the hell is everyone doin'?!"

Defending: Cart Goes Back

• "Return ta freakin' sender!"
• "Awright, awright!"
• "Hey now we doin' it, now we doin' it!"
• "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
• "What, ya guys give up?"
• "Yo, it should be goin' dat way!"

Attacking: Stay Close to Cart

• "Stay by da cart, fellas!"
• "Git ova here!"
• "Stay close, guys!"
• "Let's all push dis thing!"
• "We pushin' dis thing or what?"
• "Li'l help pushin' da cart?"

Attacking: Cart Has Stopped

• "Da freakin' cart stopped!"
• "What da hell?! Who stopped pushin' da cart?!"
• "Push it, push it push it!"

Defending: Stop The Bomb

• "Ey, we gotta stop it!"
• "Gotta stop da cart!"
• "Let's stop dat freakin' thing!"

Defense

• "Oh hey! You suck."
• "Oh yeah!"
• "Yes!"
• "Way to go slugger!"
• "Ooooh yeah, you're real scary!"
• "Hey, lotta' good that gun didya!"

Round Start

• "Play ball!"
• "Let's get 'em!"
• "Eat my dust!"
• "Wohoooo!"
• "Let's waste 'em!"

Sudden Death

• "This sucks on ice!"
• "Boooooooo!"
• (Blows a Raspberry)
• "Frickin' unbelieveable."
• "This did not just happen!"
• "No seriously, you all suck!"
• "What the hell is youse guys' problem?"
• "Ah, jeez!"
• "This sucks!"
• "What the hell was that crap?"
• "This is a real frickin' embarrassment."
• "'Kay, this does not look good here, um..."

Stalemate

• "You have got to be kidding!"
• "You gotta be kiddin' me!"
• "I can not believe this!"
• "Auugghh!"

Set on Fire

• "Fiyah, fiyah, fiyah!"
• "Oh I'm burnin', I'm-I'm burnin'!"

Destructions

• "I broke your stupid crap, moron!"

Dueling

Starting a Duel

• "Let's go."
• "Bring it."
• "Let's do dis."
• "You 'n me."
• "C'mon, tough guy!"

Duel Accepted

• "Sweet!"
• "Ooooh yeah, you're real scary!"
• "I'm gonna headbutt cha', I'm gonna headbutt cha', I'm gonna headbutt cha'!"
• "Yeah, come get some, you frickin' wuss!"
• "Yeah!"

Duel Rejected

• "You have got to be kidding!"
• "You gotta be kiddin' me!"
• "I can not believe this!"
• "Auugghh!"
• "Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy."
• "I will never... stop... killing you."
• "Boooooooo!"
• "Frickin' unbelieveable."
• "Wassamatter, y'freakin' stupid?"

Class-Specific responses

Apex of triple jump

• "Woohoohoohoo!"
• "Yeaheaheah!"
• "Woooooo!"
• "Yeaahehehhh!"

Melee kill

• "Bonk!"
• "Boink!"
• "Say goodbye to ya kneecaps, chucklehead!"
• "How's that feel, wimp?"
• "Yo, batter up!" (Only with Bat or Sandman)
• "Yo, I oughta' be on a baseball card!" (Only with Bat or Sandman)
• "I'm battin' a thousand!" (Only with Bat or Sandman)
• "Ya head's a freakin' Bat magnet!" (Only with Bat or Sandman)
• "'Ey, is somebody keepin' track of my heads batted in?" (Only with Bat or Sandman)
• "Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy." (Only with Holy Mackerel)
• "Oh hey! You suck." (Only with Holy Mackerel)
• [Happy Laughter 2] "You got owned!" (Only with Holy Mackerel)
• "Sweet!" (Only with Candy Cane)
• "Man, your skull's so soft you're makin' this easy!" (Only with Boston Basher)
• "I wasted you!" (Only with Boston Basher)

Upon drinking Bonk! Atomic Punch

• "Un-freakin' touchable!"
• "Ya can't hit what ain't dere!"
• "Wananananana" (Sound effect from The Million Dollar Man)
• "I'm a freakin' blur, here!"
• (Demandingly) "Look at me!"

Dodging shots under Bonk!'s influence

"Ha." "Missed me!" "Dat didn't hurt." "Psyche!" "Nice try, pal!" "Oh what's up?" "Didn't hurt." "Woo!" "Heheh." "Eyy!" "Yeah!" "Oop!" "Wah!" "Wa-ha!" "Ho-wah!" "Wah!" "Ha" "Nope!"

"Sor-ry!" "Nope." "De-nied!" "Woosh!" "Ping!" (Sarcastically) "What?!" "Ahah!" "Poing!" "Eheheh." (Whooshing sound) "Aheheh." "Weak!" "Dummy!" "Moron!" "Dumbass!" "Nice aim!" "Punk!" "Wuss!"

While under the effects of Bonk!

• "Yoink!" (used when Scout picks up a weapon to restore ammunition. The term "Yoink!" is synonomous with stealing something.)
• "Too slow!"
• "Yoink!"
• "So close!"

Attacking under the effects of Crit-a-Cola

Note: line is spoken if the attack occurs about 1 second from the activation.

• "You seein' dis?"
• "You morons are about to catch a real beatin'"
• "That's what I'm talking about!"

Effects of Bonk! Atomic Punch or Crit-a-Cola wearing off

• (pants)
• "What?!" (Only with Crit-a-Cola)
• "Aw, crap." (Only with Crit-a-Cola)

Mad Milk toss

• "Yo, heads up!"
• "Hey, wimps!"
• "Catch dis."

Hit by Jarate or Mad Milk

• "Aw!"
• "Aaaw."
• "Ah, jeez!"

On stunning an enemy

• "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hitchya... No, wait, yeah I did."
• "Oh, dat's a skull fracture for sure!"
• "Ohh, I got alla dat one."
• "Dere's a dingah for ya!"
• "Downtown!"
• "Home-frickin'-run!"
• "Gotta nice piece a dat!"
• "Nice catch, knucklehead!"
• "Good 'ands, buddy!"
• "Good catch, dummy!"
• "Wayta duck!"
• "Nice hustle!"
• "Yo, heads up!"
• "Ding-dong!"
• "Think fast, chucklenuts!"
• "Real smooth, dummy!"

Sandman attack

• "Batter up!"
• "Catch dis."
• "Batta swing!"
• "Major League!"

Upon picking up a baseball

• "Got da ball back!"
• "Play ball!"
• "Found mah ball!"
• "Oh dere's my ball!"
• "I love my ball!"

Upon killing a Heavy with a bat

• "Eat it, fatty!"

Upon taking the enemy intelligence

• "Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!"

Unused responses

Domination

• "Yeah, dat's right!"
• "Are you even tryin'?"
• "Yo, did ya even see me hittin' ya?"

Kill assist

• "Way to go, pally!"
• "We got 'em, we got 'em!"

Melee dare

• "Put 'em up, pal."

Apex of double jump

• "Hehey, I'm flyin'!"
• "Woo hoo hoo!"
• "Look at you chuckleheads down there!"
• "Hey, I can see my base from here!"
• "Look at me, Ma!"

Invincible not ready

(Note- This probably refers to being under fire while trying to drink Bonk!, being attacked just after the effects wear off, or while Bonk! is still recharging.)

• "Come on, come on!"
• "Work, dammit!"
• "Ah, crap!"
• "Uh, crap."

Achievement unlocked

• "'Ey look at me, look at me!"
• "Hey, look at me, Ma!"
• "Aw, fellas!"
• "Hi, Ma!"
• "Look at me!"
• "No otha' class gonna do dat!"
• "You see dat?"
• "You seein' dis?"
• "I'll put it in my trophy room, with the othas."
• "I don't know who to thank first... oh, I know, me!'"'
• "Bang! I make it look easy!"

Unknown condition

• "I'm gonna beat on your skull 'till I hit tonsils."
• "What are you lookin at?!"
• "You're all losers!"
• "You wimps suck!"
• "You morons are about to catch a real beatin'"
• "You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watchin' ya fly through a windshield."
• "Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetery!"
• "Pop quiz: How long does it take to beat a moron to death? BAM. Sorry, time's up, you're dead!"