Medic responses

General Responses

After Killing More than 1 enemy in 20 Seconds with a Primary Weapon

• "Haha! Vat a bloodbasz!"
• "Eins, zwei, drei... Ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags." (Translation: "One, two, three...")

After Killing More than 3 enemies in 20 Seconds with a Primary Weapon

• "That was doctor-assisted homicide!"
• "The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting."
• "Oops! Zat was not medicine!"
• "Can you feel ze Schadenfreude?" ("Schadenfreude" is a German compound noun; referring to the taking of pleasure in the pain of others.)

Kill Assist

• "Danke, Kamerad!" (German for "Thanks, comrade")
• "Ve did it, Kamerad!"

Domination

• "Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!"
• Long laugh
• Long laugh 2
• Happy laugh
• Happy laugh 2
• Happy laugh 3
• "Come over here, I promise I will heal you!"
• Evil laugh
• Evil laugh 2
• Short laugh

Revenge Kill

• "Stupendous!"
• "Shweinhunds."
• "Shweinhunds!"
• "Dummkopfs!"

Teleportation

• "Danke, engineer!"
• "Danke, mein (my) hard-hatted friend!"
• "Zank you, engineer!"

Healed by Medic

• "Zank you, Herr Doktor!"
• "Danke, Herr Doktor!"

After Capturing Intelligence

• "How embarrassing, zey let a man of science escape with ze papers!"
• "Papers, please."
• "Vere are your precious papers now, Dummkopfs?"

After Capturing Control Point

• "Anuhza successful procedure!"
• "Zey are veakened!"
• "I am prepared to do vatever it takes!"

Standing on captured Point, firing weapon

• "Get on ze point, Dummkopf!"
• "Stand on ze point, Schweinhund!"
• "Idiot, get on ze point!"
• "Idiot, stand on ze point!"
• "Standing near ze point does nussing, Get on ze point, Dummkopf!"

Defense

• "Schweinhunds."
• "Ha!"
• "I am ze Übermensch!" (Translation: "I am the Overlord/Superman!", most likely an allusion to Nietzsche's Übermensch
• "Oktoberfest!"
• "Vell done!"
• "It looks like Dummkopffest!"

Round Start

• "Raus, Raus!" (Translation: Go, Go!)
• "Forward!"
• "Heil, us!" (Translation: "Hail us!")
• "Hyaaaa!"
• "Horrido!" (German Hunting/War Cry)
• "Gesundheit!" (Translation: "To your health!"/"Bless you" [Sarcastic])

Round Loss/Sudden Death

• "Fess..." (Translation: "So tired...")
• "Iz zere a point to your lives?"
• "My skill is VASTED on zis team!"
• "DUMMKOPFS!"(Translation: "Idiots!")
• "Booo!"
• "You are trying my patience!"
• "Teeeeeeam!" (Likely a reference to Colonel Klink's "Schuuuulllllttttz!" from Hogan's Heroes.)
• "Velcome to the 've lose vonce again'-fest."
• "Ach, was ist los?" (Translation: "Gah, what's the matter?")
• "From now on, losing is verboten!" (Translation: "Forbidden")
• "Schweinhunds!" (Translation: "Pigdogs!")

Round Draw

• "Zis, is unacceptable!"
• "Anyone still alive has let me down!"
• "Dawww..."
• "Schweinhunds!" (Again, the grammatically correct version is "Schweinehunde!")
• "Awwww..."
• "Aiii..."
• "Hawww!"

Set on Fire

• "Fire, fire, fire!"
• "Fiiiiire!"
• "I am on fire!"
• "Everyone, I am on fire!"
• "I am melting!" (a reference to the Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz.)

Destruction(s)

• "Good to go!"
• "Did ze Fräuleins have zeir Mittelschmerz?" (literal translation: "Did the ladies have their menstrual cramps?")

Dueling

Starting a Duel

• "I'm going to saw through your bones!"
• "I am prepared to do vatever it takes!"
• "Prepare for your examination... (laughs)"
• "You are trying my patience!"
• "Oops! Zat was not medicine!"

Duel Accepted

• "Hyaaaa!"
• "Wunderbar!"
• "Ja."
• "Jawohl."

Duel Rejected

• "Zis, is unacceptable!"
• "You are... schtupid!"
• "Hawww!"
• "Booo!"
• "Schweinhunds!"

Class-Specific Reponses

Upon full ÜberCharge Meter

• "I am fully charged."
• "I am charged."
• "Ready to charge!"

Activating an ÜberCharge

• "Now go!"
• "Get zem, raus, raus!" (Translation-"Get them, go, go!")
• "Schnell! Go get zem!" (Translation-"Hurry! Go get them!")

Activating a Kritzkrieg

• "Auf Wiedersehen...Schweinehunds!" (Translation: Goodbye, pig dogs!)

Melee Kill

• (Quietly) Did zat sting? (Louder) Saw-ry! ("Sorry" with extra emphasis on first syllable)

Unused Responses

Unknown Condition (Possibly Infection, a condition from TFC)

• "Ze healing leaves little time for ze hurting."
• "Hold still, Schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment."
• "Auf wiedersehen, Dummkopfs!" (Translation- "Goodbye, idiots.")
• "Turn your head and cough."
• "I healed zuh man who will kill you." (Dark, low voice)
• "Hello, Fräuleins!" (Cheery, taunting voice) (Translation- "Hello Ladies!")
• "All I can tell you about this next procedure is that it will be... excruciating!"
• "You have thirty seconds to live!"