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| *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start rare 01.wav|"'''Welcome mortals to my Magic Kingdom!'''...which is unaffiliated with any other Magic Kingdom that may or may not exist. Step right up and get your tickets from me! For I am the '''Ticket Master'''!...again, not a term Merasmus officially owns."]] (See: [[w:Magic Kingdom|Magic Kingdom]] and [[w:Ticketmaster|Ticketmaster]]) | | *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start rare 01.wav|"'''Welcome mortals to my Magic Kingdom!'''...which is unaffiliated with any other Magic Kingdom that may or may not exist. Step right up and get your tickets from me! For I am the '''Ticket Master'''!...again, not a term Merasmus officially owns."]] (See: [[w:Magic Kingdom|Magic Kingdom]] and [[w:Ticketmaster|Ticketmaster]]) |
| *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start rare 02.wav|"It is Halloween! The time of year when the doorways between our world and the next swing wide! That...and President's Day. That's still only two times! So you've got to pick your battles if you're Merasmus!"]] | | *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start rare 02.wav|"It is Halloween! The time of year when the doorways between our world and the next swing wide! That...and President's Day. That's still only two times! So you've got to pick your battles if you're Merasmus!"]] |
− | *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start rare 03.wav|"Greetings mortals...and こんにちは! Yes, Merasmus is learning Japanese...in the likely event he will have to beg for his life! Why? Well, therein lies a tale of horror! Short version: Merasmus owes $12,000 dollars to the Japanese Mafia!"]] (Translation: "konnichiwa" (good afternoon)) | + | *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start rare 03.wav|"Greetings mortals...and こんにちは! Yes, Merasmus is learning Japanese...in the likely event he will have to beg for his life! Why? Well, therein lies a tale of horror! Short version: Merasmus owes $12,000 to the Japanese Mafia!"]] (Translation: "konnichiwa" (good afternoon)) |
| *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start rare 04.wav|"A harvest moon hangs pendulously in the sky, mortals! That's right, the moon's giving us the green light for harvesting! Apropos of nothing, I hope you all brought your souls! (laughter) And money. Because Merasmus has sunk ''a lot'' into this circus."]] | | *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start rare 04.wav|"A harvest moon hangs pendulously in the sky, mortals! That's right, the moon's giving us the green light for harvesting! Apropos of nothing, I hope you all brought your souls! (laughter) And money. Because Merasmus has sunk ''a lot'' into this circus."]] |
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| *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 16.wav|"Do you know what's scarier than a spectral ghoul glimpsed on a moonlit night? ''The Japanese Mafia!'' They are ''not'' spectral! They are very ''real!'' And they are coming to break Merasmus' legs, unless I give them $12,000! Awooo! Aw aw awoo! '''Help me!'''"]] | | *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 16.wav|"Do you know what's scarier than a spectral ghoul glimpsed on a moonlit night? ''The Japanese Mafia!'' They are ''not'' spectral! They are very ''real!'' And they are coming to break Merasmus' legs, unless I give them $12,000! Awooo! Aw aw awoo! '''Help me!'''"]] |
| *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 18.wav|"Bonzo, ''appear!'' Appear before us! Just try not to appear between the Japanese Mafia and the $12,000 I owe them! They will ''break'' all seventeen of your arms! "]] | | *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 18.wav|"Bonzo, ''appear!'' Appear before us! Just try not to appear between the Japanese Mafia and the $12,000 I owe them! They will ''break'' all seventeen of your arms! "]] |
− | *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 20.wav|"Here's a chilling Halloween tale: Once upon a time, an innocent ''evil'' wizard named Merasmus bought a circus for $12000, hoping to flip it and ''make a fortune!'' Alas, he did not have $12,000, but do you know who did? '''The Japanese Mafia!''' But, due to a language barrier, Merasmus was unclear about the frankly punitive interest rates! ''Welcome to my financial nightmare, mortals!'' Awwooo ho ho ho ho (crying)...what am I going to do..?"]] | + | *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 20.wav|"Here's a chilling Halloween tale: Once upon a time, an innocent ''evil'' wizard named Merasmus bought a circus for $12,000, hoping to flip it and ''make a fortune!'' Alas, he did not have $12,000, but do you know who did? '''The Japanese Mafia!''' But, due to a language barrier, Merasmus was unclear about the frankly punitive interest rates! ''Welcome to my financial nightmare, mortals!'' Awwooo ho ho ho ho (crying)...what am I going to do..?"]] |
| *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 21.wav|"Attention: foolish mortals! If you see any Japanese people around, let Merasmus know! Because that is the ''Japanese Mafia!'' At best, they are here to break his legs! And that is the ''best''-case scenario! It gets a lot, lot darker from there...a lot darker."]] | | *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 21.wav|"Attention: foolish mortals! If you see any Japanese people around, let Merasmus know! Because that is the ''Japanese Mafia!'' At best, they are here to break his legs! And that is the ''best''-case scenario! It gets a lot, lot darker from there...a lot darker."]] |
| *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 22.wav|"''Look at you!'' You're a veritable Murderers' Row of killers! I'll have my graveyard in no time! First, you get the graveyard! Then you get the customers! Then you get the $12,000 to pay back the Japanese Mafia! They burned Merasmus' apartment down! ''They're animals'', mortals!"]] | | *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 22.wav|"''Look at you!'' You're a veritable Murderers' Row of killers! I'll have my graveyard in no time! First, you get the graveyard! Then you get the customers! Then you get the $12,000 to pay back the Japanese Mafia! They burned Merasmus' apartment down! ''They're animals'', mortals!"]] |