Poznajcie Medyka

This article is about the video. For the taunt item, see Meet the Medic (Taunt)

Meet the Medic
Informacje o filmie
Data wydania:	23 czerwca 2011
Czas trwania:	4:09

Wersja Wstępna

W Marcu 2011 roku, użytkownik "Political Gamer" odwiedził siedzibęValve w Bellevue, Waszyngtonie, i potwierdził wyprodukowanie Poznajcie Medyka. Zrobili oni zdjęcie plakatu w siedzibie Valve, przedstawiające medyka pozującego obok kilku lecących gołębi.

Komiks Poznajcie Administratorkę, wydany razem z Powtórkową aktualizacją 5 Maja 2011, przedstawiał na 10 stronie Administratorkę przy jej panelu kontrolnym, z kilkoma zdjęciami z Poznajcie Medyka.

8 Czerwca 2011, dodano do Team Fortress 2 aktualizację, która dodała kilka gołębi na oficjalnych mapach Valve. Gołębie wybuchają przy jakimkolwiek kontakcie, jednak nie ranią one graczy. 17 Czerwca 2011, wydano dodatkową aktualizację, która zawierała drugi model gołębia oraz animację lotu.Później tego samego dnia, wygląd Oficjalnego Blogu TF2 został zmieniony na przedstawiający 3 gołębie siedzące na głównym banerze, który był pokryty ptasimi odchodami. Każdy gołąb prowadził do innego ukrytego obrazu, które przedstawiały zniszczony szpital, pustą poczekalnię w szpitalu oraz biuro doktora.

Część zniszczonego szpitala można zobaczyć na oficjalnej stronie o Medyku, w pełni wymodelowany.

20 Czerwca 2011, Poznajcie Medyka został potwierdzony przez Oficjalny Blog TF2, a jego premiera została ogłoszona równolegle z Überową Aktualizacją, by wydać go 23 Czerwca. Gołębie na oficjalnym bloguzostały usunięte z powodu zmiany stylu strony.

Transkrypcja

Transkrypcja

The word "Medic" below refers to the protagonist, a RED Medic. [Fade from black to a seemingly peaceful rocky hillside] [Explosion from behind the hillside, RED Scout and wheelchair-bound RED Demoman rush over the hill. Tense music begins]. Scout: "Move cyclops, move!" [Cut to Scout and Demoman fleeing from a barrage of rockets.] Scout: "Come on, come on, almost - augh!" [Scout gets thrown sideways by a rocket; Demoman keeps going] [Cut to Scout lying on the ground, he attempts to get to his knees but collapses.] Scout: "Eerrrrgh! Argh." [A trio of rockets arc down towards Scout, accompanied by a whistling noise] [Scout turns toward the rockets] Scout: "Whoah! Who the f-" [Cut to a long shot of the explosion, Scout is flung yelling and flailing towards the viewer] Scout: "-uuuuu-" [Scout smashes face-first into a pane of glass in the foreground, breaking it and startling a dove.] Scout: "Medic..." ["Meet the Medic" card appears.] [Cut to inside the building. As the Scout slides off the window, the camera tilts down and turns right] Heavy: "oh-hoh-ho no more!" [Heavy laughs loudly while the medic explains simultaneously:] Medic: "Wait, wait, wait, it gets better." [Camera continues to turn and tilt, revealing the Medic, casually chatting with an opened-up and conscious RED Heavy, whilst holding Heavy's heart in his hand. A prototype Medi Gun mounted to an overhead rig is firing its beam into the Heavy] Medic: "When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!" [Laughs madly] [Heavy pauses momentarily, and laughs again, banging his palm on a tray of surgical tools next to him] Medic: "Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license, heh." [Heavy suddenly looks very concerned] [A dove pops up from inside Heavy's gut, surprising both the doctor and his patient] Medic: "Archimedes! No!" [Shoos the dove away] "It's filthy in there! Eugh." [Heavy looks at Medic in mild surprise. Medic does not notice] Medic: "Birds." [Medic chuckles] [Cut to a mechanical heart device on a tray. The word "Über" can be seen on a small charge meter] [Medic grabs the "Über" device] Medic: "Now, most hearts couldn't withstand this voltage, [Medic plugs the device into Heavy's heart and brings it into the Medi Gun's beam] but I'm fairly certain your heart..." [Heavy's heart explodes] [Cut to a trio of doves, Archimedes gets knocked away by a piece of the Heavy's heart] [Cut back to Medic, with Heavy in the background] Heavy: "What was noise?" [Medic quickly recovers from his surprise, casually removing the remains of Heavy's heart from the "Über" device] Medic: "The sound of progress, my friend." [Cut to Medic opening a refrigerator containing several hearts, a Sandvich, and a few beers. One exceptionally large heart is labelled "Mega Baboon"] Medic: "Ah... perfect..." [Medic grabs the baboon heart, revealing the decapitated head of a BLU Spy in the back of the fridge, somehow sustained by a battery] Spy Head: "Kill me." Medic: "Later." [Cut to Medic standing by the Heavy, baboon heart and Über device in each hand] Medic: "Where was I? Ah, there we go." [Jams device into heart] [Cuts to Medic holding the cyborg heart in front of the medi beam] Medic: "Come on, come on..." [Heart starts beating, Medic starts laughing madly as the heart starts flashing unevenly.] [Heart glows red; Heavy laughs nervously] [Cuts to the Über meter on the device going to full] [Cuts to Medic, who has stopped laughing and is leaning his head away, as if expecting the heart to explode] [Cuts back to perched doves for a brief moment. Archimedes has returned to his position on the perch, covered in blood, as the two doves on either side of him shuffle away from where he was standing when he was hit before] [Heart stabilizes and stops glowing, its texture changes to an Über Texture.] Medic: "Oh, that looks good." [Medic drops the heart into Heavy's open chest] Medic: "Very nice here." [Heavy looks at the heart] Heavy: "Should I be awake for this?" Medic "Ah heh. Well, no, heh." [Medic adjusts his glasses] "But as long as you are, could you hold your rib cage open a bit?" [Heavy moves his hand as if to adjust his rib cage as Medic is pushing the heart inside] "I can't... seem..." [Cuts to Heavy's face as he yells out in pain as a crack is heard] [Cuts to Heavy showing Medic a snapped off rib. Both look at it tentatively] Medic: "Oh, don't be such a baby..." [Medic takes the rib from Heavy] Medic: "...ribs grow back!" [Medic tosses the rib aside and turns to Archimedes sitting on top of the medigun] Medic (whispering to the bird): "No they don't." [Cuts to Archimedes, covered in blood, who cocks his head and flies away] [Medic swings the Medi Gun over to the open Heavy and raises the power] [The medigun completely heals the Heavy, as if by magic, even fixing his clothes] Heavy (impressed): (Deep inhale) "What happens now?" [Medic helps Heavy up] Medic: "Now? (chuckles). Let's go practice medicine..." [Cuts to Medic putting on his gloves, coat, and prototype Medi Gun (the eventual Quick-Fix) while marching music plays] [Cuts to a door bearing the red cross opening to reveal the Medic and his doves along with angelic music] [Heavy runs past Medic with Sasha ready] [Cuts to show a battlefield outside Medic's office with an Engineer and Sniper hiding behind cover, the injured Scout on the ground, and the wheelchair bound RED Demoman wheeling frantically towards them] Demoman: "Medic!" [Demoman gets blown off his wheelchair by several rockets, landing face-first on the ground front of Medic] [Medic pushes his glasses up his nose and flips a switch on the Quick-Fix] [Music intensifies as a healing beam is fired at the Demoman, healing him completely. Demoman nods toward the Medic, picks up his Sticky Launcher and heads back towards the battlefield.] [Medic then fires the Quick-Fix at the RED Scout, fixing him up also] [The Scout leaps to his feet] Scout: "Yeah!" [The Scout grabs his Bat from out of the air as he gets up and runs off] Scout: "Woohoohoo!" [Heavy hides behind a red truck as the Scout runs past] [Scout runs up to a BLU Soldier and whacks him with his bat] Scout: "Oh yeah!" [Cuts to show a massive horde of BLU Soldiers coming over the crest of the hill] Heavy: "Doctor!" [Cuts to Heavy] Heavy: "Are you sure this will work?!" ''Music quells'' [Cuts to Medic] Medic: "Ha ha ha, I have no idea!" [Medic flips a switch, and a panel lights up as a meter labeled "Voltmeter" reaches full. The words "Übercharge Ready" can be seen on the panel, and the music swells again. Medic's backpack starts humming with power] [Medic fires the Quick-Fix at the Heavy, who pops out from his cover] Heavy: "EYAAAAAAAAAH!" [Cuts to show Heavy's baboon heart beating rapidly, then cuts back to show Heavy glowing with Übercharge power] Heavy: "HA HA!" [Medic and the Übercharged Heavy advance under rocket fire, and Heavy starts laughing] [RED Engineer, wielding the Frontier Justice, and RED Sniper, wielding the Sniper Rifle, watch bewildered as the Heavy glows with power and shrugs off volleys of rockets] [Cuts back to the Heavy, still advancing] Heavy: "I am bulletproof!" [Heavy keeps moving, mowing down BLU Soldier after BLU Soldier] [Cuts to BLU Soldiers falling over dead in rapid succession] [Medic and Heavy climb atop a mountain of dead bodies and a flock of doves fly overhead] [Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays] [Cuts to waiting room where the rest of RED are waiting as they do things to pass the time, e.g. the Engineer playing his guitar] Medic (off-screen): "That looks good. Very nice here. Yes!" Scout (off-screen): "Hey, thanks doc!" [A 'ding' is heard as the "Now Serving" sign changes to number 2] [Scout emerges from the operating room, his chest glowing.] Scout (gallant): "Awhawhaw, man! You would not BELIEVE ... how much this hurts." [Muffled dove coos, and Scout's chest moves] Medic: "Archimedes?"

Galeria

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  Poster displaying a likeness of a scene from Meet the Medic

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  Page 10 of Meet the Director, showing the Quick-Fix

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  The dove model.

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  Flying dove model.

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  Doves on the old official website

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  Hospital hidden image

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  Waiting Room hidden image

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  Doctor's Office hidden image

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  Meet the Medic Teaser Image

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  The Trailer logo

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  The silhouette of a woman, presumably Miss Pauling

Ciekawostki

• Szpital na jednym z ukrytych obrazków przypomina Pacific Medical Center w dzielnicy Beacon Hill w Seattle w Waszyngtonie, niedaleko siedziby Valve.
• Tajemniczą kobietę, przypominającą Panią Pauling można zobaczyć przez szybą podczas 0:56 sekundy oraz 1:22.
• Podczas 1:03 minuty filmu można zobaczyć całą zawartość lodówki: 3 serca, kanapkę, 3 butelki Red Shed beer, głowę szpiega z BLU (żywą), baterię dla jego głowy, oraz popielniczkę na jego papierosy.
• Podczas procedury grubego, można zobaczyć jego X-ray, który pokazuje bombę łożoną w jego ciele. Ta sama bomba może być zauważona w wiadrze za medykiem, a także na karcie tytułowej "Poznajcie Medyka".
• Mimo że Szybki Lek nie może dawać niezniszczalności w grze, w Poznajcie Medyka, dokonano tego poprzez aktywowanie Übercharge na grubym. Czwartego dnia aktualizacji wyjaśniono że pierwszy Übercharge Szybkiego leku pokazany w filmie dał Grubemu niezniszczalność na stałe.
• W poczekalni na filmie, można zobaczyć Pyro czytającego magazyn, przedstawiającego komiks Obelga która zrobiła "Mistrza Sikwondo" ze Snajpera. na tylnej okładce.
• Na krótki czas przed Überową aktualizacją, czasami z zabitych Skautów wylatywały gołębie. This nawiązywało do finałowej anegdoty w filmie, w której Archimedes zostaje w środku klatki piersiowej Skauta po jego operacji.
• Jeden z Gołębi nazywa się "Template:W", tak samo jak Grecki matematyk, fizyk, inżynier, wynalazca oraz astronom.
• Minigun Grubego można zobaczyć w tle kilku zdjęć sali operacyjnej, oparty na własnych noszach
• Końską dawkę Medyka można zobaczyć pod wiadrem z bombą.

Powiązania

• MeedTheMedicLithograph.png

  Meet the Medic Lithograph

Zobacz także

• Poznaj Drużynę
• Poznaj Medyka (Drwina)
• Gołębie