Crit-a-Cola
| Crit-a-Cola | |
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| Basic Information | |
| Used by: | Scout |
| Slot: | Secondary |
| Released: | April 28, 2010 |
| Availability: | Craft, Drop, Purchase, Uncrate (#3) |
| Tradable: | Yes |
| Giftable: | Yes |
| Craftable: | Yes |
| Nameable: | Yes |
| Craft No.?: | No |
| Medieval: | Yes |
| Reload type: | Recharge (24 seconds) |
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 Crit-a-Cola |
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| “ | You morons are about to catch a real beatin'.
Click to listen
— The Scout
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Crit-a-Cola, known in full as Bonk! Crit-a-Cola, is a secondary weapon for the Scout. It is a purple soda can manufactured by the Bonk company, and sports the tagline "Manliness guaranteed!".
When the drink is ingested, it gives the Scout the ability to deal mini-crits for 6 seconds with any equipped weapon. However, mini-crits can also be inflicted against the Scout by any enemy for the same duration, therefore, Crit-a-Cola is better suited for players who can avoid taking fire while still dealing considerable damage to opponents.
Contents
Damage
None. Gives the drinker mini-crits for the next 6 seconds. Drinker also receives mini-crit damage during the effect.
Function times
| Function times (in seconds) | ||
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| Consumption time | 1.2 s | |
| Recharge time | 24 s | |
| Effect duration | 6 s | |
| Values are approximate and determined by community testing. | ||
Demonstration
Crafting
Blueprint
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Related achievements
Scout
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Update history
- The Crit-a-Cola was added to the game.
April 29, 2010 Patch (119th Update)
- The "Retire the Runner" achievement was changed to apply to this weapon.
- [Undocumented] This weapon was given its own texture to match the backpack icon.
- [Undocumented] Added crafting recipe for this weapon.
June 10, 2010 Patch (Mac Update)
- [Undocumented] This weapon will now spills purple liquid when selected, as opposed to the green liquid of Bonk! Atomic Punch.
December 17, 2010 Patch (Australian Christmas)
- [Undocumented] This weapon was added to the crafting blueprint for the Buffalo Steak Sandvich.
- Fixed switching to the melee weapon instead of using the last weapon setting after drinking.
- This item was added to the weapon drop list.
- [Undocumented] Crit-a-Cola was removed from the crafting blueprint for the Buffalo Steak Sandvich.
- Fixed a bug that allowed the Crit-a-Cola to be used repeatedly with no cooldown.
- Added new community contributed response rules to this weapon.
- [Undocumented] Fixed the particle effect on the draw animation for weapon not showing in censored version.
Bugs
- Being hit by the Natascha while drinking will interrupt the drinking process. This cancels the use, but still counts as consumption.
- Performing an Action taunt while holding the Crit-a-Cola will drain the recharge meter.
Trivia
- Crit-a-Cola was designed and created one day before its release.[1] Upon its release, it had the same texture and particle effects as Bonk! Atomic Punch.
- The weapon's name is a play on popular soft-drink brand name 'Coca-Cola'.
- Crit-a-Cola and Bonk! Atomic Punch are listed with ingredients including water, radiation and sugar. Upon closer inspection, the ingredients label reads as follows:
| INGREDIENTS: WATER, RADIATION, SUGAR |
| AS]]ha a kl ]wdlwa kladjal ka[ kl] Aa[ kl]a das]k]dklas] kjda] Qs ldk]lakl] wk] da |
| D dakijik da lak dkaafd k kod a [ka alk d ak aka d[ka [aldka[d kafaldd kfa |
| a dak dkaa[d k kd a flaked fka afk d |
What Players Say
User- BAM your dead
Used on- -switches to heavy-
Gallery
First-person view.
Bonk! Crit-a-Cola label.
See also
References
- ↑ PC Gamer: 'Valve on the future of TF2, retrieved 2010-10-19
