Lo-Fi Longwave

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Guaranteed manufactured with a minimum of 7 Leopards! You'll need each of them, too, given that you've clearly devoted more time to memorizing a dictionary than anything that even looks like contracting a pectoral muscle.
— Saxton Hale on knowledge-testing headwear
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The Lo-Fi Longwave is a headwear item, wearable by all classes. It is an off-white hardhat with a miniature radio tower mounted on top and the KritzKast logo printed on the front.

The hat was first awarded in Vintage quality to a limited but unspecified number of players for being a member of the KritzKast Steam Group prior to 7pm (GMT+1) June 12th 2011, 1 hour before the live recording of podcast episode #121. Before a hat is awarded the members must obtain a passing score on the KritzKast quiz. Players who do not win on the quiz are allowed to retake it as often as they wish so long as they leave four hours between attempts. Those who were not part of the KritzKast steam group before the deadline received a message from Saxton Hale stating they are "manly enough not to receive" the "girly" hat.

The 30 winners of the Lo-Fi Longwave Owners Group "Meet the Robin" event were also awarded Vintage hats. Those who were already in possession of Vintage were awarded a Unique version of the hat instead.

Players were able to submit questions before August 31, 2011 for a Kritzkast interview with the creator of NerfNow. The questions used in the interview had the player quoted and granted a Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave.[1]

Since episode #129 a Vintage hat has been given to each "Player of the Week", assuming they did not already have one. This policy has been retroactively enforced.

On April 2nd 2012, KritzKast host Agro gave an Unique Lo-Fi Longwave to 7 Facepunch members after they complained about the ex Lo-Fi Longwave owner Jampes crafting his own one.

Painted variants

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Single colors
Painted Lo-Fi Longwave E6E6E6.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave D8BED8.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave C5AF91.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave 7E7E7E.png
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge Color No. 216-190-216 Peculiarly Drab Tincture Aged Moustache Grey
Painted Lo-Fi Longwave 141414.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave 2D2D24.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave 694D3A.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave 7C6C57.png
A Distinctive Lack of Hue After Eight Radigan Conagher Brown Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Painted Lo-Fi Longwave A57545.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave CF7336.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave E7B53B.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave F0E68C.png
Muskelmannbraun Mann Co. Orange Australium Gold The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Painted Lo-Fi Longwave E9967A.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave FF69B4.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave 7D4071.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave 51384A.png
Dark Salmon Injustice Pink as Hell A Deep Commitment to Purple Noble Hatter's Violet
Painted Lo-Fi Longwave 2F4F4F.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave 424F3B.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave 808000.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave 729E42.png
A Color Similar to Slate Zepheniah's Greed Drably Olive Indubitably Green
Painted Lo-Fi Longwave 32CD32.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave BCDDB3.png
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime A Mann's Mint
Team colors
Painted Lo-Fi Longwave A89A8C.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave 839FA3.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave 3B1F23.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave 18233D.png
Waterlogged Lab Coat (RED) Waterlogged Lab Coat (BLU) Balaclavas Are Forever (RED) Balaclavas Are Forever (BLU)
Painted Lo-Fi Longwave B8383B.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave 5885A2.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave 483838.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave 384248.png
Team Spirit (RED) Team Spirit (BLU) Operator's Overalls (RED) Operator's Overalls (BLU)
Painted Lo-Fi Longwave 803020.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave 256D8D.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave 654740.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave 28394D.png
The Value of Teamwork (RED) The Value of Teamwork (BLU) An Air of Debonair (RED) An Air of Debonair (BLU)
Painted Lo-Fi Longwave C36C2D.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave B88035.png Painted Lo-Fi Longwave UNPAINTED.png
Cream Spirit (RED) Cream Spirit (BLU) Unpainted

Update history

June 10, 2011 Patch

  • [Undocumented] The Lo-Fi Longwave was added to the game.

July 1, 2011 Patch

October 18, 2011 Patch

Trivia

  • Lo-Fi, or Template:W, is a term which describes an audio recording with technical flaws, such as distortion, hum, or background noise.
  • In radio terminology, Template:W refers to parts of radio spectrum with relatively long wavelengths.
  • The hat's description is a tagline for Template:W.
  • According to KritzKast episode 121, the radio tower was mounted directly to the classes' heads during the hat's development. It was modified by Valve to use the same hardhat as the Aperture Labs Hard Hat.
    • KritzKast episode 122 elaborated to say that the radio tower was mounted into the classes' heads with concrete blocks.

Gallery

  • Spy

  • Message received upon completing the quiz correctly.

  • Message received when completing the quiz with too many mistakes.

  • Message received when the user is not in the KritzKast Steam group or joined after the deadline.

See also

References

  1. ↑ NerfNow Interview announcement and submission form

External links


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